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In a blender combine half cup of water, three tablespoons of olive oil (or whatever), one bunch of scallions, half bunch of fresh cilantro, a piece of fresh ginger at least the size of your thumb, however many scotch bonnet or habanero peppers you personally think is one too many, a couple cloves fresh garlic, the juice of three limes, a tablespoon of molasses, 1/4 cup soy sauce, 3 teaspoons allspice powder, 2 teaspoons black pepper, 2 teaspoons garlic powder, 2 teaspoons onion powder, 2 teaspoons ginger powder, 1 teaspoon cinnamon, and a dash of cumin…..purée all that and use it to marinate chicken overnight (legs or thighs are my preference, but boobs work too..)….. then if you have a smoker, use that. If not, grill it with a foil packet of wood chips with holes to get some smoke…. You do want to get some good color on the chicken… so you want to run your smoker hot…

Also, take the measurements of the powdered ingredients above plus salt and make another batch to season the chicken as you put it on the grill…
 
They’re gonna have to go the generic route…..

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I can give you the recipe…. :rofl: :rofl:
I've been making them like this. Definitely not Jamaican. But tasty. Good spice shop
 
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Jerk chicken from a street cart.

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I had some Jamaican Jerk chicken that was cooked Hawaiian roadside Huli Huli chicken style.
Kinda like this.
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@Fermented_Fruitz
Steak cooking tips:

Choose the right steak….you want thick, otherwise it’ll be overdone by the time you get a crust
Fat= flavor ….marbling and fat caps are good

cooking:
Take your steak out of the package, dry it off good with paper towels, give it a light seasoning with salt on all surfaces, and let the steak sit out on a plate for an hour or two to come closer to room temperature.

Assuming you have a gas grill, CLEAN IT and pull it away from the house and do the following…..

Preheat all burners on high, lid closed until the needle on the crap thermometer is buried, or close to it….. you want HOT.

Dry the steak off once more (be obsessed with drying), lightly rub with a coat of oil, season it with whatever you’re seasoning it with (salt and pepper are classic…but there’s good steak specific rubs at Walmart, just pick one)….

Now, keep your face back, and expect flare ups…. Place your steak, close lid, wait a couple minutes, rotate (not flip) 90 degrees, close lid wait another couple minutes….flip the steak, kinda dropping it hard onto the grill (this will cause a big flare…it’s what we want), close the grill, wait a couple minutes, rotate 90 degrees once more and remove the steak when it reaches an internal temperature of 110-115….. or higher for less pink…

It’s important to rest the steak for about ten minutes or so prior to cutting into it…
 
I've been making them like this. Definitely not Jamaican. But tasty. Good spice shop
I don’t go super authentic…. I’m trying to elevate my ingredients…if I can improve on something, I’ll do it…. :pass: :thumbsup:
 
Got the garden fixed up and amended with craft blend, mineral mix, and some cal phos. Gotta get a bag of biochar and will add some mycos and worms this weekend. Before and after. Hate chain link fence, but gotta have it with all the deer here

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