My Internet has been like 70kbs for a week, no tv and now THIS SHIT is going down. Oh the drama.
I'll catch you up with what's up. Stop reading the news. This is what you need to know.
Juan, 40 years old. Married to a Danish woman, same age. They have 2 children and a dog who rape-humps everything. Then she dumps him for a bartender and they are off to some other suburb. Juan has a good job and stays in the house in a neighborhood where mainly northern europeans live.
Juan has been drinking daily and has made many new friends that are often there to visit. Interesting people. And me and him has become friends.