@420Forever ...hubby phoned his daughter last night to wish her happy birthday...tried her mobile twice..dead..
So he rang the landline ...rang and rang clicked on to answer phone...
Hello honey it's your dad..I just want to wish you Happy New Year.....my eyebrows shoot to the top of me forehead..
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So he corrected himself ...sorry... Happy Christmas.......

...... well...he remembered it was Happy something.......

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I hope the recording finished before I shouted Birthday you bloody divvy... Birthday...

... between crying laughing....