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The Dog Warriors were a real handful to manage since they would immediately devour a month’s worth of DMRE’s (dog meals ready to eat) as soon as they got them…. :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :pass:
Just a perpetual cycle of eating, vomiting then eating your neighbors vomit :crying:
 
I was just in my backyard (behind a privacy fence) and heard this mini bike going through the parking lot back there…. All of a sudden the motor stops and it screeches to a crashing halt (more like a stop that culminated in a tip over)…. And immediately hear a female voice go….

“Hello? No mom, I can’t come to church right now! I’m dead ass drunk! Jesus!”

Then the mini bike started again and zoomed away :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :pass:
Gonna guess Mom already knows she should have called before noon
 
Gonna guess Mom already knows she should have called before noon
Based upon the much too round facedness of this woman (you know that lack of teeth on account of the meth, face)……mom is probably not surprised :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Plus, the mini bike is probably her only source of transportation because of all the dui’s :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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