Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Oct-Dec '25

[Frankthetank]

Boy am i spoiled now!

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My moms friend that has that shed she said i could use went to one of her old hookups and bought a elbow since her roommate smokes so much! She was telling me how bomb it was and she left me this joint to try but man o man it tastes like malarkey compared to what i am used to! Even my ugly neglected plants taste 1000X better than this! Not sure how much of this i will even smoke but won’t be the whole thing thats for sure!

 

[Dab]

 

[VitaMan]

I was just in my backyard (behind a privacy fence) and heard this mini bike going through the parking lot back there…. All of a sudden the motor stops and it screeches to a crashing halt (more like a stop that culminated in a tip over)…. And immediately hear a female voice go….

“Hello? No mom, I can’t come to church right now! I’m dead ass drunk! Jesus!”

Then the mini bike started again and zoomed away

Would she answer the same if the church had an open bar?

 

[JP1]

Would she answer the same if the church had an open bar?

They do hand out wine. You can probably just keep getting back in line

 

[420Forever]

View attachment 1770764Bought myself this dog shirt

ur shirt stole my dog! ppp

 

[VitaMan]

My niece is a sommelier. When legalization happened I suggested that the same skillset could apply to weed, even as far as food pairings etc.

I saw her recently and found out that she likes cannabis ALOT. She is certainly a cannaseur.

 

[Dab]

 

[VitaMan]

They do hand out wine. You can probably just keep getting back in line

Tried it. Didn't work.
Priest said that the blessing switch is on-off, not plus-plus.

Same guy-

I said that I wanted to learn latin. "Why?" he asked.

I told him that "we all say amen after prayers, and that my grandma told me never to sign a contract that I don't understand"

He forbade me.
I dont like control freaks so I quit and explored other ways....

 

[VitaMan]

 

[VitaMan]

Feeding my plants this morning, I had to lean in to reach and accidentally pushed the tip of my nose hard into the top of a cola. I sat and admired their flowers for a while, zipped up, and left the room.

I kept thinking my garden is realy dank in each room until I realized that my nose probably picked up resin so the smell followed me everywhere.