Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Oct-Dec '25

[iWumbo]

when my son was 17 he got beat up real bad.. hospital job.

He hadn't seen his face...he was attached to a drip...I had to follow him to the toilet with the drip coz the nurses were all busy..when he got in the cubicle..he looked in the mirror and said OMG... followed by a terrible groan....

I'm still not sure if it was seeing the damage to his face...or seeing his mother standing behind him ..in the same toilet...holding his IV drip....

Mmmmmmm morphine drip

 

[Frankthetank]

Mmmmmmm morphine drip

What are you trying to go to college for anyway, wumbo? I’m trying to figure out what kind of a job a wild man like you would go for. Psychologist? Accountant? Proctologist? Professional drug research subject…?

 

[PinkyNotTheBrain]

when my son was 17 he got beat up real bad.. hospital job.

He hadn't seen his face...he was attached to a drip...I had to follow him to the toilet with the drip coz the nurses were all busy..when he got in the cubicle..he looked in the mirror and said OMG... followed by a terrible groan....

I'm still not sure if it was seeing the damage to his face...or seeing his mother standing behind him ..in the same toilet...holding his IV drip....

I learned u dont hand someone a mirror after theyve been punched in the face, u hand em booze

 

[iWumbo]

What are you trying to go to college for anyway, wumbo? I’m trying to figure out what kind of a job a wild man like you would go for. Psychologist? Accountant? Proctologist? Professional drug research subject…?

GYNECOLOGY!!!

 

[Dab]

What are you trying to go to college for anyway, wumbo? I’m trying to figure out what kind of a job a wild man like you would go for. Psychologist? Accountant? Proctologist? Professional drug research subject…?

 

[iWumbo]

Nah fr tho I wanna study veterinary medicine so I can be a vet and get paid to let animals chew on me, to my understanding it’s only 4 years opposed to 8 to practice medicine on people, plus I can write scripts for my pets MY DOG NEEDS XANAX FOR HIS SEPARATION ANXIETY AND CODEINE SYRUP FOR HIS COUGH nothing like beef flavored pills

 

[Dab]

Nah fr tho I wanna study veterinary medicine so I can be a vet and get paid to let animals chew on me, to my understanding it’s only 4 years opposed to 8 to practice medicine on people, plus I can write scripts for my pets MY DOG NEEDS XANAX FOR HIS SEPARATION ANXIETY AND CODEINE SYRUP FOR HIS COUGH nothing like beef flavored pills

 

[Mossy]

GYNECOLOGY!!!

My ex was a car mechanic..you'd be washed ..dressed..ready for a night out...walk into his local pub...and someone he knew would come up and say..erm...me cars not running... it's just out in the car park..will you have a look at it.. it'll only take you 5 minutes...

He says it drives him nuts.....I say..just thank chuff you're not a gynecologist....

 

[Mossy]

Time to start raising lambs, I’m sure you could trade something for them like an iPod

 

[Son of Hobbes]

Update on my dad, he's got AFib and a heart murmur. Legs were swelling so they gave him Lasix. He apparently has made every doctor and nurse roll on the floor laughing. And he just sent us a group text of him very awkwardly wearing a hospital gown. He's keeping good spirits. I think they let him finally smoke a cigarette (he's a heavy smoker.) They want to keep him a night or two. They are talking medication for the immediate to start treating some things, but he still is meeting with the cardiologist to get realistic.