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Now that we have a large Muslim population in Buffalo, NY (Yemen, Somalia, Iraq, Burma, Bangladesh, Syria, Afghanistan, etc) lamb and goat is in great demand. There's even a Yemeni slaughterhouse where you can pick out your critter on the hoof and they'll butcher it to your taste.
 
Nah fr tho I wanna study veterinary medicine so I can be a vet and get paid to let animals chew on me, to my understanding it’s only 4 years opposed to 8 to practice medicine on people, plus I can write scripts for my pets MY DOG NEEDS XANAX FOR HIS SEPARATION ANXIETY AND CODEINE SYRUP FOR HIS COUGH 🤣🤣🤣 nothing like beef flavored pills 🤤
Maybe you can start a clinic for retired donkey show performers from Mexico….. you could rehab the donkeys, get them off the drugs, help them overcome their urge to fuck humans :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: You could call your clinic Wumbos Ass Reformery :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: “We’ll reform that ass, real good!” I can see the billboards now :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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Real shot. The women like to dress them up for every occasion. The dogs put up with it....treats await
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Update on my dad, he's got AFib and a heart murmur. Legs were swelling so they gave him Lasix. He apparently has made every doctor and nurse roll on the floor laughing. And he just sent us a group text of him very awkwardly wearing a hospital gown. He's keeping good spirits. I think they let him finally smoke a cigarette (he's a heavy smoker.) They want to keep him a night or two. They are talking medication for the immediate to start treating some things, but he still is meeting with the cardiologist to get realistic.
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