Maybe you can start a clinic for retired donkey show performers from Mexico….. you could rehab the donkeys, get them off the drugs, help them overcome their urge to fuck humans You could call your clinic Wumbos Ass Reformery “We’ll reform that ass, real good!” I can see the billboards now
My ex was a car mechanic..you'd be washed ..dressed..ready for a night out...walk into his local pub...and someone he knew would come up and say..erm...me cars not running... it's just out in the car park..will you have a look at it.. it'll only take you 5 minutes...
He says it drives him nuts.....I say..just thank chuff you're not a gynecologist....
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