I am not only glad to be alive right now but have a new understanding of how effective cannabis is. Not till I wrote it down did I realize I have no pain and very little memory of but I remember each painful event in detail.
Broke both ankles at the same time, actually broke is nice "shattered right heel"........ I thought the quickest way to the keg was jump from the 2nd floor.
Then broke right ankle twice more.....Good one, while playing darts I fell while someone was standing on my foot. And a car ran over it.
Dislocated R shoulder, broke L collarbone at the same time..... Bike chain broke while sprinting, Couldnt wipe my ass for a couple weeks.
Later tore rotator and labrum R shoulder....... Mountain bike crash
Missing half of calf muscle......Rolled a sled on an alpine slide dragging my leg across concrete barrier. Scar tissue caused atrophy.
Scratched 50% of cornea...... Playing with my new puppy he scratched my eyeball
Torn meniscus a few scopes. ..... Accumulated injuries, tears and loose debris
100+ stiches....... Shit happens
5-8 concussions...... Cycling, Fists, and hard objects
2 broke nose....... See above
Oh yea Giardia, beaver fever, ......Swallowed bad water on a river trip
Broken Scapula...... Doored while commuting on bike.
Cut nerves to left thumb......Broken window, cool bar trick put a cig out on my thumb, cant feel it but don't heal well.
I once had to talk the Docs into doing knee surgery and shoulder at the same time because I didnt want to go thru recovery twice.
I would like to thank the private and VA doctors who have put me back together..... Oh and the Mississ for stickin by those vows, better or worse, sickness and health.Haha

if your gonna be stupid you gotta be tough