New Grower Piss test in 5 hours, does this look like neg. test?

[poetic]

B Vitamins make you Pee go Luminous green...scared the life outta me when I first started taking them...
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Reminds me of seeing someone come out of the bathroom after peeing into a toilet with one of those blue pucks to turn the water a different color. She looked so sad and said, "My pee is green. I think I need to go to the doctor." LOL!

 

[FatsWaller]

Damn not having to worry about being tested for a good job would be awesome.
Thanks all for the Help, Advice and positive thoughts.
I'll let you guys know how it goes. Not sure how long it'll take to get the results back though.
Thanks again guy, I really appreciate it. :smokebuds:

Yeah...retirement is grand! Only from MY experience (2 federal and 3 state Dept.of Corrections) I've had to piss gallons for the cocksuckers. Diluted (drinking lottsa H2o) should not cause a fail. Water is the basis of the urine. Now, energy drinks metabolize like those "masking" agents you can buy in head shops. Either of those might never show a positive for MMJ, but can be cause to fail because the newer tests are designed to detect "maskers" Drink water, plenty of water, tepid to hot is better IMO. It's the same principal, in theory, as flushung the girls after heavy nute...what do we use? No, don't go drinking "Sledgehammer", just water. If it fails it will be because the test is inconclusive, but not because it was masked or dirty. Ultimately, how you choose to do it is up to you. Good luck with it Brother

 

[midman4u]

I get urine test every month.I still smoke but i am on a strict schedule! After my monthly test i may smoke 2-4 hits a day for 7-10 days.Then i allow 7 days off..I then take my final 2-3 hits allow remainder of month to clean out.Now there are times i have more then 30 days and some month i have less.I adjust my schedule accordingly.I also drink lots of water through out the month.I have been passing for 2 years now with my self method.I believe it comes down to the amount you smoke.With good smoke you only need 1-2 hits.That is all i take at one time. somtimes twice a day.I never smoke a complete joint or bowl.I think if you limit the amount you smoke at one time and allow your body to process it.It makes a world of difference.But just a theory Also not smoking alot you always get stoned from lack of tolerence

 

[Justinsane]

I work at a moving company and they wanted me to take a piss test after 5years at the same job.

Then i rang my boss up and told him to get lost. I told him i dont need to take no test because a smoke weed, so sending me away on a test is just a waste of my time and your money.
And if you dont get off my back i will stop smoking weed and start drinking alchol every night before work just like the rest of my co workers and then you will have one fucked up guy on work every day and you can do nothing about it.

Just let me be got damnit.

2days later he rang me up and said i dont need to take no test.... smart guy

Justin

 

[Slow2Gro]

Still not sure what test is. Hopefully will find out this week.
BUT I have another question.

Can they tell how old someone is by the urine? Like can they tell if it's urine from a Prepubescent child? Or can they just tell if it's a Man(boy) or Woman(girl) and if it's clean?

 

[dank0r]

No!!

 

[Mr Piggy]

Still not sure what test is. Hopefully will find out this week.
BUT I have another question.

Can they tell how old someone is by the urine? Like can they tell if it's urine from a Prepubescent child? Or can they just tell if it's a Man(boy) or Woman(girl) and if it's clean?

Men have been busted from using pregnant women's urine before. One guy said the doc came out and said "congratulations, you're pregnant"

I'd link you on that, but it has been lost to the sands of time. (was stoned and can't remember where)

 

[dank0r]

HAHAHA !!! Yes if they are testing for it!!! That must be funny!!! So to clarify my answer! Don't use animal urine, nor pregnant woman urine!!!

 

[Slow2Gro]

Well just got the call.
I PASSED!!
A weight has been lifted off my shoulders. I have been stressing bad over it for the past 2.5 weeks.
Wondering if it was taking so long cause I was dirty, thinking I drank too much water and it was watered down and would have to take it again. Thinking I was going to have to argue my way into having another test. Hopefully I can finally sleep at night now.

 

[1highman]

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