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**Breaking News**
Smoking marijuana causes testicles to grow extra ball!
Or
Wolverhampton Wanderers sign chritiano Ronaldo...says stoned reporter at the Amsterdam arena
Smoking marijuana causes testicles to grow extra ball!
Or
Wolverhampton Wanderers sign chritiano Ronaldo...says stoned reporter at the Amsterdam arena
Here's one that is possibly true. Men that smoke cannabis on a regular basis develop man boobs. It would be caused by increased oestrogen levels in the body. I have been smoking for many years and sadly still need a training bra.
Papa Munch
That old and easy feeling.
BREAKING NEWS:
Washington DC(AP) The Surgeon General today along with the President of the United States, declared that marijuana will no longer be considered a menace to society but rather a blessing. Over the past few years, Marijuana has become the cure-all for most ailments and diseases. Cannabis is also being widely accepted and used by most schools in curbing aggressive behavior. In addition to the 40 hour work week being replaced with 24 hours, Workplaces now require mandatory 'smoke' breaks for all employees while providing dark rooms with soft couches along with drinks and snacks.
Washington DC(AP) The Surgeon General today along with the President of the United States, declared that marijuana will no longer be considered a menace to society but rather a blessing. Over the past few years, Marijuana has become the cure-all for most ailments and diseases. Cannabis is also being widely accepted and used by most schools in curbing aggressive behavior. In addition to the 40 hour work week being replaced with 24 hours, Workplaces now require mandatory 'smoke' breaks for all employees while providing dark rooms with soft couches along with drinks and snacks.
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SS, you can go off people rather quickly. The Molineux Ground is sacred to us sad believers. Still not in the rather elietist Premiership. Darn it!
Dingo, a bit too honest. But I like it. Got any pictures ?
Papa - now that is what I am talking about. This we can run with......10/10
SS, you can go off people rather quickly. The Molineux Ground is sacred to us sad believers. Still not in the rather elietist Premiership. Darn it!
Dingo, a bit too honest. But I like it. Got any pictures ?
Papa - now that is what I am talking about. This we can run with......10/10
One,to,help out the lads
**Breaking news**
Women get high giving oral sex to partner and swallowing due to chemicals in semen.
**Breaking news**
Women get high giving oral sex to partner and swallowing due to chemicals in semen.
Salutations everyone,
Lets see! Hummm... OKay, here we go... It's been such a heavy secret i just can't hold much longer anyway!
The truth is, i'm a time traveler!
M'yeap! The 29th century planetary concil has chosen ME to come back in your era in hope to find the Saint-Gräal of Vaporists as this is only known weapon capable of defeating an evil alien who already caused an ever-growing dissolution in the fabric of quantum reality, though apparently backward in terms of chronology with major sequences missing...
For example, the talking apes:
They walk like us, eat somewhat like us too... But have little in common with us as they wish to exterminate us.
It was believed they had gone extinct but an extra-terrestrial worker on shore leave who was passing by decided to take a couple of those apes with him, to add an attration in his astro-zoo. Years passed, civilisations eventually succedded one after the other and then, finally, the most grotesque genetic experiment of all creation was performed to re-vitalize the old lineage about to vanish. It went fine at 1st, but then a war with the talking-apes almost destroyed our twin-star solar system. We escaped before they started to inseminate neighbour galaxies, yours included, and now i'm here to save the world, lucky me... So, you see dear readers, i'm afraid we got a common enemy. Stephen Harper! ... And he must NOT get re-elected or the whole universe will fall into a most paradoxal loop from where even emptyness itself can never emerge again!!
We got 4 months or so to fix the relativist space-time crack caused by 3 successive Harper terms - so far!
Maybe less.
Failure is no option otherwise we're all doomed as a self-aware species!...
Good day, have fun!!
Lets see! Hummm... OKay, here we go... It's been such a heavy secret i just can't hold much longer anyway!
The truth is, i'm a time traveler!
M'yeap! The 29th century planetary concil has chosen ME to come back in your era in hope to find the Saint-Gräal of Vaporists as this is only known weapon capable of defeating an evil alien who already caused an ever-growing dissolution in the fabric of quantum reality, though apparently backward in terms of chronology with major sequences missing...
For example, the talking apes:
They walk like us, eat somewhat like us too... But have little in common with us as they wish to exterminate us.
It was believed they had gone extinct but an extra-terrestrial worker on shore leave who was passing by decided to take a couple of those apes with him, to add an attration in his astro-zoo. Years passed, civilisations eventually succedded one after the other and then, finally, the most grotesque genetic experiment of all creation was performed to re-vitalize the old lineage about to vanish. It went fine at 1st, but then a war with the talking-apes almost destroyed our twin-star solar system. We escaped before they started to inseminate neighbour galaxies, yours included, and now i'm here to save the world, lucky me... So, you see dear readers, i'm afraid we got a common enemy. Stephen Harper! ... And he must NOT get re-elected or the whole universe will fall into a most paradoxal loop from where even emptyness itself can never emerge again!!
We got 4 months or so to fix the relativist space-time crack caused by 3 successive Harper terms - so far!
Maybe less.
Failure is no option otherwise we're all doomed as a self-aware species!...
Good day, have fun!!
eP, You would have liked working at the original Nation Enquirer. Once a year, every single employee had to submit 10 predictions for their "Psychic" predictions column.
I'm not good at making things up, but here's a try.
The republican run senate has drafted an amendment to the Medicare reform act making it mandatory for recipients to grow at least 12 cannabis plants per year. Studies have shown that medicare will save 60% per year in medical care that will not be required.
I'm not good at making things up, but here's a try.
The republican run senate has drafted an amendment to the Medicare reform act making it mandatory for recipients to grow at least 12 cannabis plants per year. Studies have shown that medicare will save 60% per year in medical care that will not be required.
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Heres one,Nammy had sex with his wife.
