Live Stoner Chat The Rumour Mill

[krug]

Good stuff! Gotta love The Penguin!

Hmmm...Not sure about `love` bit tbh...d`ya mean in a `david attenborough` way...per chance?

 

[epenguin]

Take it any way you chance/choose. And as for those government machines, well, they go BING at every chance they get. They are programmed that way. I know, I was one of the original computer operators. Can't say any more. Official secrets act and all that. If I told you more, I would have to kill you. Or take a cyanide pill. Or give you a cyanide pill.

David Attenborough is an animal pervert. I was there when he "investigated" Emperor Penguins. Dirty old bastard. His hands/fingers were everywhere. Dirty old man! That dodgy hip he has now ? Caused by being raped by Guy the gorrilla. Push yer luck...take the consequenses. Feck him. And his film crew. Perverts.

 

[krug]

So he wasn`t all bad then...I bet you paid for your leds with `the-out-of-court-settlement`! Good ol` Dave, eh.

 

[epenguin]

Wha....!!!! How did you know about that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You work for MI5 ...... Don't deny it I knew I was being followed.

 

[krug]

ever watched `Person Of Interest`? :smoking:

 

[F.N.]

I cannot take cyanide it gives me bad GAS and you would not want to be with in 20 kilometers of me. Well I crunched the numbers your right

 

[Wile e Peyote]

man NASA has found my stash you go out your way to have a safe grow then this
http://zonnews.com/science-tech/1062-nasa-discovers-new-planet-covered-with-marijuana.html
bastards

 

[epenguin]

Wile,

now this is what I was after. Top job chum. Well done.

 

[stepside]

Interesting fact. AFN's Bom/Pom comp voting causes massive plants to grow in your tent... Probably should go vote!!

 

[Wile e Peyote]

well thats me fucked then been smoking it 28 years according to this i should be in a iron lung ha ha
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-179264/Cannabis-kills-30-000-year.html
god bless the daily fail never fails to raise a smile