Live Stoner Chat Weekend Caption Competition

[Reedroguez]

"Daddy's gonna have a nice long talk with the surgeon who gave you this nosejob sweetie, don't you worry"

 

[Dr Fluff]

This is bruce & he is a "Little Penguin" the smallest species of penguin measuring approx 33cm tall and get called "fairy penguins" by the Ausies (thats fighting talk from where I'm from).
They are found on the South coast of Australia and New Zealand, in New Zealand they get called "little blue penguins".
Like merekats they live in burrows.

 

[hecno]

Going beach combing be back later for more laughs :Haha::thumbs:

 

[hecno]

This is bruce & he is a "Little Penguin" the smallest species of penguin measuring approx 33cm tall and get called "fairy penguins" by the Ausies (thats fighting talk from where I'm from).
They are found on the South coast of Australia and New Zealand, in New Zealand they get called "little blue penguins".
Like merekats they live in burrows.

Taste nice spit roasted .

 

[Dr Fluff]

spit roasting is a form of menage a trois isn't it? XD

OK this isn't a caption for the contest but it amused me when I found it.

Now the fertilization secret of EP's outdoor crops has been uncovered, no wonder they looked like trees. I refer to this method as the the "Point Aim Grow" otherwise known as the "PAG technique".

Watch out merekats Daddy's in the garden again, tending to the crops and he's got that serious look on his face....... BLAAAAART!!!.

 

[Cantus]

Dad: Knock knock.
Son: Who's there?
Dad: Mymomsa.
Son: Mymomsa who?
Dad: Not a who son, a who-re... your mom's a fucking whore.

 

[DABaracuss]

Morey says ..You Are The Father!
DADDY DADDY DADDY!

 

[hecno]

Ok you sick puppys , while you where thinking about your jokes I spent some time at the beach , 15 min from home . Had a look put no dam penguins any where , got some nice drift wood and heaps of pumice stone .

 

[epenguin]

spit roasting is a form of menage a trois isn't it? XD

OK this isn't a caption for the contest but it amused me when I found it.

Now the fertilization secret of EP's outdoor crops has been uncovered, no wonder they looked like trees. I refer to this method as the the "Point Aim Grow" otherwise known as the "PAG technique".

Watch out merekats Daddy's in the garden again, tending to the crops and he's got that serious look on his face....... BLAAAAART!!!.

You should see them run for cover when I have diarrhoea !!!


Hecno, beautiful pics. 15 mins from the beach. Lucky sod.

eP.

 

[Feenix]

All right you. Where is my sister Blondie?? She hasn't been home since you took her to a Bar B Q.