May I recommend the Penguin Gold Card, a snip at €200 which allegedly allows entrance to any and all such clubs and also to the VIP areas. Free samples and all you can eat and drink. I will get
@Rebel to knock me up a decent laminate of said Gold Card and you will be good to go, just forward the €300 to me asap and as soon as I receive the €500 it will be winging its way to you hopefully before you set off on your jollies. If it arrives too late or not at all, I will of course offer you a completely free non refundable refund. With any luck.
Pm me with your bank details, mothers maiden name and pin number and you will be rinsed, I mean ready to party. Have a great time and send us lots of pictures. Try not to get mugged and don't upset the Police, they are armed over there !
Avaguddun..........eP.