Lol I got you
Step 1 : aquire tools for harvest
(Trimming shears, paper bags, jars, mini hygrometers, gloves, bowl, paper clips or stapler)
Step 2 : remove your plant from tent at desired harvest date.
Step 3 : turn on "trimming music" of your choice and sit in the floor in front of your beauful home grown cannabis plant and engorge yourself with her smells and beauty.
Step 4 : put on gloves and secure shears in dominant hand and secure the first bud for harvest in the other.
Step 5 : begin to disassemble your plant cola by cola bud by bud. Trim them down to "finished" manicured buds and place them in the bowl.
Step 6 : Now your plant is all trimmed up and in perfect buds in a bowl, locate your paper bags. (Got mine in a pack of 500 from sams.... get the BIG grocery store ones) place enough bud in the bottom of each paper bag to cover but NOT sit on top of each other. I then roll the top of the paper bag down 2 times in a 1 inch fold and secure with paper clips or a staple.
Step 7 : find a secure hopefully dark place to hang you bags of harvested cannabis for drying.... I tape mine to the wall of a closet.
Step 8 : Hang your bags of cannabis
Step 9 : find out the room rh with the mini hygrometer. Take the room rh and divide by ten..... then add 1 ... this is how long the buds should sit in the paper bags. (Approximate)
Exaple.... rh = 62% I round to 60 divide by 10 = 6
Then add 1 = 7
I tap the bags twice daily on the bottoms to "stir" the buds and keep them from touching in the same spot and mold or dry un evenly
Step 10 : place the buds loosely in the jars 3/4 full and add a digital mini hygrometer to a few of them and monitor the rh.
60 to 65 % is the goal
If they are still high in moisture take them put daily for 30 min or so then jar them back up til it reaches 62% then store for curing..
A-Train's 10 step guide to harvest and cure in paper bags.. if you can't follow that IT'S NOT THE HAIR COLOR LOL