Indoor Duckster gives Wilma a go

[Duckster]

 

[Duckster]

 

[Duckster]

 

[Duckster]

 

[Wile e Peyote]

Not exactly but I can identify. You will be there soon enough mate

Fookin hell duck's I'm only 47 I've got yeeeeeears before I'm even near your age and i mean years

 

[Itisi]

Fookin hell duck's I'm only 47 I've got yeeeeeears before I'm even near your age and i mean years

You're on the slippery slope tho mucker.

Have trouble with small print? Feel a bit glad if a social event gets cancelled , so you can have a joint and watch some telly rather than partying?

 

[Wile e Peyote]

You're on the slippery slope tho mucker.

Have trouble with small print? Feel a bit glad if a social event gets cancelled , so you can have a joint and watch some telly rather than partying?

Your on a slippery slope as soon as you hit 30 and yes need glasses for reading and I'm an antisocial cunt so the last part doesn't apply to me So on the plus side there's more chance of Boris the bellend Johnston wining dad of the year than me being social, people never fail to disappoint

 

[Itisi]

Your on a slippery slope as soon as you hit 30 and yes need glasses for reading and I'm an antisocial cunt so the last part doesn't apply to me So on the plus side there's more chance of Boris the bellend Johnston wining dad of the year than me being social, people never fail to disappoint

I've reached the 'bladder now the size of a rodent' stage. Everything I go to do starts with, ' I'll just have a piss first.'

 

[Wile e Peyote]

I've reached the 'bladder now the size of a rodent' stage. Everything I go to do starts with, ' I'll just have a piss first.'

Ye if i drink a cup of tea past 8 pm I'm up half way through the night avin a Jeff Hurst, growing old gracefully my arse

 

[Duckster]

Fookin hell duck's I'm only 47 I've got yeeeeeears before I'm even near your age and i mean years

You'll be there before you know it. Time flies where you're falling apart.

You're on the slippery slope tho mucker.

Have trouble with small print? Feel a bit glad if a social event gets cancelled , so you can have a joint and watch some telly rather than partying?

Well sounds like you're almost there. Are you need is to sit out on the front porch and yell at the neighborhood kids to get off my lawn!

Your on a slippery slope as soon as you hit 30 and yes need glasses for reading and I'm an antisocial cunt so the last part doesn't apply to me So on the plus side there's more chance of Boris the bellend Johnston wining dad of the year than me being social, people never fail to disappoint

Funny I'm kind of the same way, but I'm not antisocial. I just don't like most people

I've reached the 'bladder now the size of a rodent' stage. Everything I go to do starts with, ' I'll just have a piss first.'

Yep that's my world but more like the size of pea. Intake 16oz of fluid and spend the next 2 hours pissing every fifteen minutes.

Ye if i drink a cup of tea past 8 pm I'm up half way through the night avin a Jeff Hurst, growing old gracefully my arse

Might as well cheer up cuz it ain't gonna get no better