Indoor Itisivolution. Paradise loft.

[Bud Wiser UK]

I packed my son off to Australia ... haven't heard from him since!
Now, my daughter, she ain't gonna be so easy ...

 

[Eclectic Elle]

All of ours have moved out at one time and another, trouble is they came back... This time WE moved out. They don't know we're going back hahahaha this time the boot's on the other foot!

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Mother's ruin always knew you were an old tart vladders [emoji23] [emoji23]

I toke therfore I am so naaa

Lush.

 

[Bud Wiser UK]

All of ours have moved out at one time and another, trouble is they came back... This time WE moved out. They don't know we're going back hahahaha this time the boot's on the other foot!

Brilliant!

 

[Itisi]

I'll drink Tesco value if I must! [emoji38]

You'd drink fecking anti freeze!

 

[Itisi]

Got a feeling our youngest is playing the waiting game, don't think he'll ever move out.

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Got a feeling our youngest is playing the waiting game, don't think he'll ever move out.

Wait til he's out one day and quickly move house without telling him.

Sorrrrted. [emoji1360]

 

[Itisi]

Wait til he's out one day and quickly move house without telling him.

Sorrrrted. [emoji1360]

He can't leave the house, I think he's hard wired to the Internet!

Itisi
it is isn't it?

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

In that case, replace the word 'out' with 'asleep'.

Sorrrrted.[emoji1360]

 

[Itisi]

All of ours have moved out at one time and another, trouble is they came back... This time WE moved out. They don't know we're going back hahahaha this time the boot's on the other foot!

Great theory Elle.

When they moved back I bet it was to a spotless house with well stocked fridge and freezer. The warmth of mothers love dragging them down the street like a whiff of bisto. Fresh, ironed bedsheets. Their rooms not how they remember them, the same, but better.

Reckon you'll have the same to look forward to?