The first one is a boy, she's started contractions so I've come to have a vape.
Seems a lot easier than human birth, I mean, nobody has had me in a headlock or called me a cnut or told me I'm never having sex again or mentioned the size of my penis. Nothing like my experience of human birth.
No2 a blue boy. The sack broke before he was born, he was dead, thank fuck our friend who's here knew what to do. It's breathing is a bit iffy, but she brought him back to life! Flicked him about a bit then gave him mouth to mouth!
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