When Musturd had this bruise I remember going shopping at the mall with him and he dropped his pants a few too many times to show it off. He was very proud of it. :clap:
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When Musturd had this bruise I remember going shopping at the mall with him and he dropped his pants a few too many times to show it off. He was very proud of it. :clap:
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Shouldn't have clicked on that broken tail bone pictures Nope. Shouldn't have clicked on it. HAHAHA! I had a dinger like that falling off a bar stool once with dead weight. No broken tail bone; but a little wounded pride. 
That's one tough 'turd! Does he drop his pants often? Bwahahaha :roflcry:
That's one tough 'turd! Does he drop his pants often? Bwahahaha :roflcry:
I had to buy shoes and the salesman noticed I had some discomfort sitting down. I could tell him I bruised my ass or show him.
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Dew-hoo-hoo-hoo-ewd!! :Stones slap: 
:no: :Stones slap: Shit-the-bed, man!! Two cartoon characters popped unbidden into my medi'ed head: Wil E. Coyote and Speedbump, the Roadkill Opossum!! ...even richer still, his favorite saying after being splattened (yes, splattered+flattened, his term) was , "...pass the ketchup!!" 
...Well, I can match you on the bruised ass at least: many years ago I was working for a friend at his tree cutting service,.... a very large wayward branch swung wildly and snapped free while being cut, hurling toward me, back turned, in the 'safe zone', by the monster diesel chipper; it missed my skull by single digit inches, but struck by lower back/upper butt in a heavy, glancing blow! -the bruise was epic!! And you know what comes next over a few days,...yup!the blood begins to head south! I had a literally blue ass, like a damn Mandrill Baboon, for 3 weeks! Aaaand, you also know what comes next!! :roflcry: -every poor hapless fool who inquires about my state got flashed an unabashed Blue Moon!! ...naturally, I quit not long after,... it was as freak as they get, and worst case scenario I could have been knocked out and into the chipper! 
-that! could you imagine being ghosted like that??!! That's a Darwin Award death w/o the stupid part!! Mr.'Turd, you a tuff'un,... but from the looks of it, you got no ass!! 
: ..sorry brudda, but if I had to have that flashed unexpected at my eye's, I get to poke some fun back at'cha!! Now I know how poor Bromeo feels when I creep-nuke him with random gnarly spider pics!! Thanks (?) for sharing, my friend,... bless the Mississ :smoke:
:no: :Stones slap: Shit-the-bed, man!! Two cartoon characters popped unbidden into my medi'ed head: Wil E. Coyote and Speedbump, the Roadkill Opossum!! ...even richer still, his favorite saying after being splattened (yes, splattered+flattened, his term) was , "...pass the ketchup!!" ...Well, I can match you on the bruised ass at least: many years ago I was working for a friend at his tree cutting service,.... a very large wayward branch swung wildly and snapped free while being cut, hurling toward me, back turned, in the 'safe zone', by the monster diesel chipper; it missed my skull by single digit inches, but struck by lower back/upper butt in a heavy, glancing blow! -the bruise was epic!! And you know what comes next over a few days,...yup!the blood begins to head south! I had a literally blue ass, like a damn Mandrill Baboon, for 3 weeks! Aaaand, you also know what comes next!! :roflcry: -every poor hapless fool who inquires about my state got flashed an unabashed Blue Moon!! ...naturally, I quit not long after,... it was as freak as they get, and worst case scenario I could have been knocked out and into the chipper! -that! could you imagine being ghosted like that??!! That's a Darwin Award death w/o the stupid part!! Mr.'Turd, you a tuff'un,... but from the looks of it, you got no ass!! : ..sorry brudda, but if I had to have that flashed unexpected at my eye's, I get to poke some fun back at'cha!! Now I know how poor Bromeo feels when I creep-nuke him with random gnarly spider pics!! Thanks (?) for sharing, my friend,... bless the Mississ :smoke:
-the bruise was epic!! And you know what comes next over a few days,...yup!the blood begins to head south! I had a literally blue ass, like a damn Mandrill Baboon, for 3 weeks! Aaaand, you also know what comes next!! :roflcry: -every poor hapless fool who inquires about my state got flashed an unabashed Blue Moon!!
Be careful out there....hehe
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....Mmmm, dig those violet innards! This one sure looked good and ready...:thumbs:...let them leaves get good and yeller! I'll bet that smokin' on this one will make the Earth go flat....
-LOL!! Nice haul from a mini, Mr.'Turd!...Speaking of which, what's up with the mini-Buddha fireplug Dwarf?...she done yet? *** Mz. Mumbles is getting close too,....:brow: I like to see her intact, but stripped of her leafy veils, to have a look at her cool bone structure!
.... Ahhhh,... practice much, honorable Grassmokah! :X's Evil Laugh x:
-LOL!! Nice haul from a mini, Mr.'Turd!...Speaking of which, what's up with the mini-Buddha fireplug Dwarf?...she done yet? *** Mz. Mumbles is getting close too,....:brow: I like to see her intact, but stripped of her leafy veils, to have a look at her cool bone structure!
<-- :roflcry: I'm on your 6, mate! I sent the Mississ a pic of the perfect scissors for the job (her thread),... unless you can't get your fat mech' fingers in the holes!!This is going to be a challenging trim for a scissor impaired individual,
.... Ahhhh,... practice much, honorable Grassmokah! :X's Evil Laugh x:
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Another Stunning Double Dragon Sir..... Just like her Sister but stronger.......:
Oh My Musturd.... Lots looking at this girl wont know extactly whays going on under all that foliage... But shes freakin huge under there.... Nice big fat cola with chunky satellites is what im seeing....
:Oh My Musturd.... Lots looking at this girl wont know extactly whays going on under all that foliage... But shes freakin huge under there.... Nice big fat cola with chunky satellites is what im seeing....
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