Live Stoner Chat Need some advice about drug test.

[Ridgerunner]

As an occasional smoker, you should be clean in less than a week. But 4 joints?? I have a weird metabolism. I can smoke all I want on the weekends, and by the following Friday, if I don't smoke mon-fri, I am clean. But like I said, I have a weird metabolism. The best way to tell, is buy a home test, wait a few days, and test yourself. I mean you haven't smoked in a couple of years, so four joints should be out of your system in a week. But like I said, take a home test, and you will have an idea, of how long you take to get clean. Other than that, fake piss does work.

Ridgerunner

 

[neurocrash]

Never heard of eating more fatty foods for a quick fix, but here's what I generally do:

Eat very healthy, usually home cooked Chinese food, but whatever kind of cooking be sure to get lots of veggies, especially garlic, carrots, beats and lots of green leafy stuff. Drink plenty of green tea, cranberry juice and distilled water. Use extracts of cornsilk and milk thistle in your drinks twice a day. Be sure to get a good 8 hours of sleep, but don't eat anything for at least 2 hours before bed and get some protein within 30 minutes of waking up. Eggs are a good breakfast, have some with cranberry juice or tea as well and some toast just to throw in a few carbs with the protein. Try quail eggs if you can. Taste just like chicken eggs, but tons more health benefits. Be sure to get plenty of exercise every day, especially cardio. I like to do yoga (or tai chi, whatever I'm in the mood for at the time) and if I'm trying to pass a drug test will run for 10-15 minutes before 40-90 minutes of yoga. You could also just walk for an hour a day or even do that in addition to other forms of exercise. The exercise will help raise the metabolism and the dietary habits will cleanse the liver, which processes fat.

Oh, also since you're in CO visit your local First Nation and see if they have a sweat lodge. Ask about the sweat lodge tradition, proper etiquette (mostly just "be polite and respectful," but there are specific things you should/shouldn't do), etc. After each round either jump in the water or (if there's no body of water) hose yourself off (no matter how cold the water). Word of warning, though: the sweat lodge is nothing like a sauna. A sauna is nothing compared to a sweat lodge. For a first timer I recommend sitting as close to the door as possible. Also the ground. It's cooler down there.

Of course, you could also use fake piss or whatever. Unless you're enlisting. They watch you pee.

 

[Muddy]

I haven't tried this but just recently had a doctor (MD, general practioner), tell me this works. Apparently gelatin will bind the THC and keep it from being stored in fatty tissue. He said to only get Jello in the box, the type you have to mix with water. The premixed jellos won't work. Eat as much as you can for three days before testing.

 

[ninja1]

Too much water can be bad for you like anything. I know alot of people think when on mdma that they must keep drinking water but its actually been water that's killed a few people rather than the drug itself.

 

[Bgrt]

Too much water can be bad for you like anything. I know alot of people think when on mdma that they must keep drinking water but its actually been water that's killed a few people rather than the drug itself.

they had a water drinking comp on a radio show few years ago to win a wii and a woman died.

 

[Mr Piggy]

Either through stupidity or bumping off the weak, that's natural selection right there :thumbs:

 

[Savin53]

Thanks everyone.. Well it was a creep on you kinda high and so instead of let it sit I kept smoking until I was dog shit high.. 4 joints? Yes... But guys it was 2 grams total.. So it wouldn't make a difference if I put 2 grams in two joints or four. Why did I put them in four? I bought some flavoured cigar wraps and sealed the buds in them to see if it would suck im the flavour... And holy shit did it! I'm currently on a diet right now and drinking tons of water and kissing every two seconds! Last time I passed a drug test by drinking 12 cups of water and taking a vitamin pill to color the piss in and passed with flying colors. I do plan on buying a home drug test.. Ill probably take it Thursday... One question though! Lets say it takes 3 days to get out of my system right? Well after I wait for it to clear out and I smoke again will it take 3 days again since its all cleared out? Again thanks everyone for the advice! And muddy ill deff try that!

 

[neurocrash]

Were I in your situation I would wait about a week between smoking sessions just to be safe. Admittedly that's partly because I don't know exactly how long it would take. When I was in this job training program and we had regular drug testing I would follow what I outlined in my post above every single day for 9 months. I would only smoke on Friday and Saturday and passed every drug test I took. Only variation in regards to what I outlined is I would only take the cornsilk and milk thistle Sat-Tues or Sat-Mon because sometimes I would forget on Tuesday.

 

[Shifty007]

Yea I would.t even risk it man substitution is the only way to go. I do it everytime and it works everytime. That way your not there sweating it out wondering if you passed or not.

 

[cloud]

i get a friend that doesnt smoke it to piss in a tube and i keep it under my armpit to keep it body temp works like a treat for me