It's really bullshit... I mean I can see stuff like cocaine and crack and stuff.. But weed? C'mon ... So an employer doesn't give a damn if I work all day and come home and drink a 12 pack but he cares if I come home and smoke a gram of my homegrown? At least in my kids lifetime they will see marijuana being sold just like beer and liquor .. Hell I'd rather smoke until I pass out and sleep like a baby rather than drink until my lover gives away. Sorry for the rants. Just un real. Us Americans should make the votes whether it be legal or not. Not the government.
Live Stoner Chat Need some advice about drug test.
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The best way is to dilute with water right before the test. I have experimented with test strips and dips and have found the perfect method even passing while high. One hour before test drink three big glasses of water, after about 40 minutes take that first piss. That first piss cleans out what was stored in your bladder so the next piss will be clean and clear. The big mistake most people make is drinking tons of fluids days before the test, you will fail with this method because your piss will be so deluded it will fail because they test for dilution, everything will be off in your urine. This purge method doesnt even help because thc is an oil base substance which sticks to fat cells and etc. you cant "flush" yourself clean you can only dilute it temporarily. If you are a light toker it will take anywhere between 3 to 5 days to show clear without dilution. If your an every other day toker it will take 3 to 9 days, if your a heavy duty mega toker it can take anywhere between 9-14 days. That is with the 50nm cutt off test most states go by, HOWEVER if your state goes by the 20nm cutt off you will have to double and sometimes triple those days i have mentioned above.
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I have been clean (not smoking) for 30 days...took a test panel last night...Dirty!!! The place that I work for is beginning random testing on November 1st...is there anything that I can do to insure that if I get tested that I will be clean... I don't know what time of the day it will occur or anything like that, so I can't do the (you have 5 clean hours to piss thing)...I need to be completely clean by this time...
Before I quit my wife and I were smoking about a ounce a week... I have drank about a half gallon of water every day since I quit...I can't believe that I am still testing positive...
I am about 5'8" and weigh 140 pounds...
Anybody got any suggestions????
Before I quit my wife and I were smoking about a ounce a week... I have drank about a half gallon of water every day since I quit...I can't believe that I am still testing positive...
I am about 5'8" and weigh 140 pounds...
Anybody got any suggestions????
I have read that eating lots of jelly can push things through your system
I remember there was science to it - but can't remember what it was. I think the recommendation was morning noon and night.
Sounds crazy and i can't remember where i read it (it would have been here at AFN)
If i was in a pickle i'd probably give it a try!
or there's lots of people offering advice here
https://www.autoflower.org/f16/drug-test-4-weeks-any-advice-12176.html
I remember there was science to it - but can't remember what it was. I think the recommendation was morning noon and night.
Sounds crazy and i can't remember where i read it (it would have been here at AFN)
If i was in a pickle i'd probably give it a try!
or there's lots of people offering advice here
https://www.autoflower.org/f16/drug-test-4-weeks-any-advice-12176.html
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Drink 5-6 liters of water daily, take multi-vitamins, exercise at least 3 times a day. Do not eat any food for 24 hours before the test, only drink water (5+ liters) and exercise. This will burn most of the THC out of the fat-cells and it should show up as negative.
If you want to cheat the actual test itself, get your friend to take a piss inside a condom (make sure he is clean of all drugs), tie the condom and stick it to your pants (the inside) - when you go to take the test, take a pin and make a little hole and use the piss from your friend for the test. Dispose of condom appropriately.
Do not - attempt to dilute the urine with water or any other chemicals as the machines used today can easily detect the excess water dilution and extract it, it does not work anymore.
If you want to cheat the actual test itself, get your friend to take a piss inside a condom (make sure he is clean of all drugs), tie the condom and stick it to your pants (the inside) - when you go to take the test, take a pin and make a little hole and use the piss from your friend for the test. Dispose of condom appropriately.
Do not - attempt to dilute the urine with water or any other chemicals as the machines used today can easily detect the excess water dilution and extract it, it does not work anymore.
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