Live Stoner Chat Pet Peeves

[Dr Fluff]

i will probably get some flack for this post - but never mind.

Its really sad that many people including stoners, categorise MJ users as barely coherent half- wits who can't cobble together a grammatical sentence using appropriate syntax.

The fact of the matter is that MJ users are a fairly representative sample of the population in general. There are many high flying and successful stoners, it's just that they choose to remain under the radar as they feel they have too much to lose, considering where the law stands right now in most jurisdictions.

As eP said in his post yesterday, we need to hold ourselves to a higher standard to make life easier for the tireless folk who are trying to get MJ legalised.

Sloppy writing/spelling is just that, it's got nothing to do with being a stoner. "My 2 cents"

I'm Dyslexic (I have had full psychological report and have attended "The Dyslexic Institute" to learn coping mechanisms and strategies to deal with it).
You would not believe how much time I spend googling words when writing posts. Sometime I am the first to reply to a post and by the time I get it finished there will have been 8 other posts posted, though often not as verbose as mine.
I am not a small man and typing with what are effectively sausage fingers doesn't help, god only knows how anyone sends a text message on a smart phone.
Many stoners are highly intelligent and articulate with a wealth of knowledge, forethought and insight in to many technical subjets.
Sitting in front of a PC late into the night and my spelling may get a little more cranky but hey that's life.
Having said that I still love "Rickyisms" from trailer park boys and a whole host of stoner comdey.

 

[opi8250]

You know, I'm not the kind of person to say I toad aso. But I toad aso. I fuckin toad aso!

I'm Dyslexic (I have had full psychological report and have attended "The Dyslexic Institute" to learn coping mechanisms and strategies to deal with it).
You would not believe how much time I spend googling words when writing posts. Sometime I am the first to reply to a post and by the time I get it finished there will have been 8 other posts posted, though often not as verbose as mine.
I am not a small man and typing with what are effectively sausage fingers doesn't help, god only knows how anyone sends a text message on a smart phone.
Many stoners are highly intelligent and articulate with a wealth of knowledge, forethought and insight in to many technical subjets.
Sitting in front of a PC late into the night and my spelling may get a little more cranky but hey that's life.
Having said that I still love "Rickyisms" from trailer park boys and a whole host of stoner comdey.

 

[Dr Fluff]

LMAO opi8250 :roflcry:

 

[thetreeman]

How about intentionally misspelling words, for example using wooden instead of wouldnt, or dozen instead of doesnt? I do that fairly often, but not because I dont know the correct spelling....

Probably my worst peeve is a untrained dog. Dogs that are wild and allowed to bark and act obnoxiously, while their owners just stand there smiling at them, should be shot. Included in this is 'yappy' dogs that bark all the time, at anything that moves.

 

[BayLee420]

Handicap Parking



Anyone who uses a Handicap Parking spot that is not handicapped.

Granted there are way too many handicap spots for the amount of real handicapped persons. It just goes up my butt to see a lazy a-hole park and think it's okay.

I've put potatoes in the exhaust system of jerks that have parked in a handicapped spots that weren't handicapped. With a nice note wrapped around the potato. When they have to have the vehicle towed and the mechanic finally finds out what the problem is. Costing the jerk a couple 100 dollars and the embarrassment of knowing they were punked.

 

[zain123]

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Anyone who uses a Handicap Parking spot that is not handicapped.

Granted there are way too many handicap spots for the amount of real handicapped persons. It just goes up my butt to see a lazy a-hole park and think it's okay.

There are people that are doing this. There are literally hundreds...I take it your butt must be very sore? Especially of you count the UK figures.

 

[Dr Fluff]

I deleted it see below for revised post.

 

[Mossy]

...I take it your butt must be very sore?

H Reading..?:..hmm...we have something for that....

 

[Dr Fluff]

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Anyone who uses a Handicap Parking spot that is not handicapped.

Granted there are way too many handicap spots for the amount of real handicapped persons. It just goes up my butt to see a lazy a-hole park and think it's okay.

I've put potatoes in the exhaust system of jerks that have parked in a handicapped spots that weren't handicapped. With a nice note wrapped around the potato. When they have to have the vehicle towed and the mechanic finally finds out what the problem is. Costing the jerk a couple 100 dollars and the embarrassment of knowing they were punked.

There are people that are doing this. There are literally hundreds...I take it your butt must be very sore? Especially of you count the UK figures.

Damn at this rate we will run out of potatoes!

 

[Villain]

Need an early night but to start, blanking at fishing for the second time in a row! caravans, middle lane hoggers, people that don't keep up with the car infront in a traffic jam and let people in! seems like I'm going backwards... I got loads Muddy, probably have a couple more by the time I get home tomorrow