Live Stoner Chat Temporary Caption Competition

[Dark Matter]

Ok.

"Somebody pass grandma a mop, she's blown her beans again"

Getting there lol

 

[Bayes]

"I didn't get the part in the new Verizon wireless TV ad."

 

[Dark Matter]

Keep them coming.

Max rep points for the best answer. And @epenguin gets to choose the winner. But you can't choose yourself lol

 

[Ozone69]

"I got so stretched out doing my strip tease ping pong ball trick over the years that now I have to work with these. Help me sneak some outta' here"

 

[epenguin]

"I was constipated. Not unusual at my time of life. But Fuck knows where this lot came from......."

 

[epenguin]

The Bastards told me Ant n Dec would be here.......

 

[epenguin]

Bring me a bucket and some kitchen towel. I NEED A SHIT !!!!

 

[epenguin]

Aunty......in her "other role" as a child minder !!!!

Bugger ! I'm in trouble now aren't I ?

 

[Dark Matter]

I hope @Mossy doesn't see this.

 

[epenguin]

Me too......did you have to use the @ symbol you twit !