Live Stoner Chat The Rumour Mill

[Papa Munch]

Washington DC (AP)
Are Cheetos the next Health food Craze? The FDA thinks so.

After many years of research and testing, world leading science professionals have concluded that certain proteins made available from the cannabis plant, reverse the trans fats and sugars found in processed and junk foods and turns them into energy efficient fat burning factories. No longer do we need to limit our intake of junk foods. Now the American public can enjoy cold pizza for breakfast and Ding Dongs for lunch, and getting healthy doing so! Leading experts anticipate that as cannabis becomes more widely accepted and available, millions more will soon benefit from the recent medical discoveries derived from the cannabis plant.

 

[epenguin]

Papa,

now this I could believe. This is just the kind of thing I was looking for in the rumor mill. Top job my good chum/stoner. Just need to add a final sentence that confirms that it is cannabis that is the key to it all.

We could roll with this.........eP.

 

[Papa Munch]

Papa,

now this I could believe. This is just the kind of thing I was looking for in the rumor mill. Top job my good chum/stoner. Just need to add a final sentence that confirms that it is cannabis that is the key to it all.

We could roll with this.........eP.

.........there ya go eP...........mwaahaaahaaaa

 

[F.N.]

Washington DC (AP)
Are Cheetos the next Health food Craze? The FDA thinks so.

After many years of research and testing, world leading science professionals have concluded that certain proteins made available from the cannabis plant, reverse the trans fats and sugars found in processed and junk foods and turns them into energy efficient fat burning factories. No longer do we need to limit our intake of junk foods. Now the American public can enjoy cold pizza for breakfast and Ding Dongs for lunch, and getting healthy doing so! Leading experts anticipate that as cannabis becomes more widely accepted and available, millions more will soon benefit from the recent medical discoveries derived from the cannabis plant.

After we took off our WHITECOATS the science was done. I was very proud of our team

 

[Mossy]

eP has very small blue balls....

Not trying to start a Rumour I just spotted it on the staff toilet walls..again.....have you fallen out with krug...?
It was him last time and I'm sure I recognise that green crayon he writes with..

 

[Papa Munch]

MEDICAL NEWS:
In medical news this morning, researchers have stumbled upon what may be the most accurate and reliable birth control aid known to mankind. In recent testing, this new treatment so far has a 100% success rate in stopping the male sperm from making contact with the female eggs. In all actuality, the "sperm don't even make it out the front door" quoted Doctor Vinnie BoomBa, head of the Orgasmic Relations Department of the Boner Institute located in Butte, Montana. What's the secret? Doctor Vinnie BoomBa suggests Marijuana. "Smoking a bit of this wonderful herbage, makes the sperm lazy" stated Doctor BoomBa. "When viewed under a microscope, the sperm can be seen literally lazily zigzagging back and forth with no direction" "They appear blind or just really dumb". Doctor BoomBa still has to finalize testing before presenting his findings to the FDA and submitting to Medical Journals.

 

[F.N.]

My Dad was one of those f ing sperm I know it he slipped through. That is how I ended up with the lazy gene

 

[epenguin]

Papa,

can't believe the sperm thing. They would be heading straight for the nearest Pizza Hut or burger joint.

Fairlynew,

don't believe that either. Lazyness is not hereditary. If your parents never had sex, you wouldn't either!

Must do better class. Now do 100 lines.

 

[Papa Munch]

........... Now do 100 lines.

I think I'm gonna need a little help.....

 

[epenguin]

Can I share some of those lines please Papa....please.....mmmmmm....goodbye septum....