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[F.N.]

Papa,

can't believe the sperm thing. They would be heading straight for the nearest Pizza Hut or burger joint.

Fairlynew,

don't believe that either. Lazyness is not hereditary. If your parents never had sex, you wouldn't either!

Must do better class. Now do 100 lines.

Ah Penguin you do not know how better I feel I think. Now onto my lines
I will never listen to no one but my Father the E penguin
I will never listen to no one but my Father the E penguin to be continued when not feeling so lazy

 

[epenguin]

Two out of ninety eight !!! Just not good enough. You lazy dawg! Unless I see a marked improvement in your attitude, I can see a spell on the "Naughty Step" for you m'laddie. And believe me, a spell with Krug on the Step is not to be trifled with.

So, buck your ideas up son or a fate worse than life awaits. Blimin' kids these days......Honestly...I don't know...what is the world coming too....etc .....etc.....Blooming stoners....eP.

 

[Papa Munch]

Can I share some of those lines please Papa....please.....mmmmmm....goodbye septum....

They're ALL for YOU eP!
(....1984/1985 Big 8-ball days.....never really cared much for it.....thank god!)

 

[epenguin]

Thanks Papa,

but that does not get you out of detention. I am a hard task master. All take and no give. Get used to it. You will soon learn I am not a cuddly penguin. Far from it. Many years at Her majesties has knocked all the shat out of me. Now I only pleasure the great "Aunty". And if you know which side your bread is buttered you will toe the line.
However, sniff, snort ahhhh cheers for the talcum powder !

Achooo ! Acchhhoooo.....wha the f.........aaachhhoooo...bastr......achooooo....cun.....aacchhhooooo

 

[Papa Munch]

Thanks Papa,

but that does not get you out of detention. I am a hard task master. All take and no give. Get used to it. You will soon learn I am not a cuddly penguin. Far from it. Many years at Her majesties has knocked all the shat out of me. Now I only pleasure the great "Aunty". And if you know which side your bread is buttered you will toe the line.
However, sniff, snort ahhhh cheers for the talcum powder !

Achooo ! Acchhhoooo.....wha the f.........aaachhhoooo...bastr......achooooo....cun.....aacchhhooooo

Good stuff! Gotta love The Penguin!

 

[F.N.]

I will not I forget oh well time for another BOWL LOAD

 

[Papa Munch]

BREAKING NEWS:WASHINGTON D.C. AP
In an emergency session today, President Obama met with congress to pass a bill that could potentially stop ISIS in their tracks. Bill I-420 was introduced to congress in a midnight session last night where it was widely accepted and signed. The President and congress are calling on all citizens to do their part and help in wiping out and winning the war with ISIS.

Bill I-420 will introduce a true peacekeeper to this war that we battle on a daily basis. The plan will include daily aerial drops of spliffs and lighters over the ISIS troops fighting. 20 minutes later a second sortie will drop pop tarts and bottled kook-aid. These drops will continue until further notice. It is anticipated that the ISIS troops will quickly forget why they're there and leave.

The President asks that all citizens start rolling spliffs and sending them to Washington. The President has stated the the marijuana prohibition is hereby lifted so that Americans can support their country and the task at hand.

Please do your part.

 

[F.N.]

Finally a solution to the problem

 

[epenguin]

I was with you all the way until....The President asks that all citizens start rolling spliffs and sending them to Washington

Do you really think they will pass them on ? Of course not. Half will be toked by themselves and the other two halves will hit the black market. Only a 1/16th will end up over there. Math is not my strong point!

Good try though !, eP.

 

[F.N.]

Politically your math is correct. Unpoliticaly your math might be a little skewed I will crunch the numbers you know figuring and ciphering. I know I am using big words like marmalade but we are all over it do not worry we are the government we have machines that go BING