Wile e Peyote
Who, what, why and where
Who's the granddad not me sunshine you ole fecker [emoji847]Ya see... even that TV show was past my bedtime.. you crusty ol’ fookaz! [emoji1353][emoji1353]
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Who's the granddad not me sunshine you ole fecker [emoji847]Ya see... even that TV show was past my bedtime.. you crusty ol’ fookaz! [emoji1353][emoji1353]
Mate... it’s Watford Gap that defines the north/ south divide. Don’t fookin put me in the same pigeon hole as that massive monkey.. [emoji849]
Who's the granddad not me sunshine you ole fecker [emoji847]
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Thats a northerners definition. Keep digging.
Soon to be congrats by the way [emoji106]so unless my lad knocks up the local trollop (doubt full may be gay [emoji848]who feckin knows [emoji23][emoji23]) you will be grand pops before me old boy [emoji106]Step. [emoji1360]
Soon to be congrats by the way [emoji106]so unless my lad knocks up the local trollop (doubt full may be gay [emoji848]who feckin knows [emoji23][emoji23]) you will be grand pops before me old boy [emoji106]
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I'm the only gay in tha village boyo get yer leather chaps on [emoji16][emoji16]Thanks dude. Technically I’ve been pops for seven years already. I’m clinging on to the thought that step kids don’t count... that gives me loads of time. [emoji2]
Hey.. gays have kids too y’know! Look at you! [emoji16]
Hey Vlad, mine's tomorrow! Happy early birthday matey! I have 4 years on you and no grandkids yet, but stepkids all still live at home...Hey. Fuck you, pal. I’ll be 43 on Thursday actually. (Send gifts to the usual address, cash will be fine, no coins tho.)
Hey Vlad, mine's tomorrow! Happy early birthday matey! I have 4 years on you and no grandkids yet, but stepkids all still live at home...
Not to mention the fact that u grow her fresh flowers all yr round [emoji6]........now thats love [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Aww! Happy day to you too Elle. [emoji1365][emoji1365]
As a bloke, I’d be devastated if my b-day was on Valentine’s Day, it’s probably better for you tho cos you’re a lady! [emoji38]
Fookin v-day, always steals the thunder from my b-day.. [emoji34]
Going out and buying over priced flowers because if you don’t your wife will kill you... it should be banned imo..
I’ve bought Mrs V, a CD pack of soul music, a big bunch of flowers, a box of guilian chocolates and a posh bottle of wine. Oh and a card.
I’ll get socks for my b-day.