That reminds me of my first bong. I walked out of school to wait for my mum to pick me up & take me home. Some dude in the bus shelter offered me a go on his home made pipe thingy.. fookin shoot through bong made from a jam jar, a piece of plastic tube, loads of tape and other stuff.
Anyhoo, he lit it for me and went, "keep going... keep going..." til it shot through. I got lung lock, where you inhale a massive burp of smoke so for about 20 seconds I couldn't breathe in or out or anything.. then had a massive coughing fit with added smoke burps but thankful I could breathe again.
Just as I regained my breath, my mum arrived to collect me.
Eyes all over the place and fucked out of my mind I'm trying to play it cool on the way home... [emoji849] she was asking me questions about the guys at the bus stop, "I bet they smoke pot, don't they? Do you smoke pot?"
Errrr yeah.. no point in lying cos I must have stunk of it.. I got a little bit told off! [emoji51]
Bad Vlad.. [emoji16]
Couple of months later I was growing a plant in me bedroom window.. [emoji1360]
