High Mz W.
One year we decided to have an adult only party for charity.
As one of the organizers, I got stuck working the door to make sure it stayed adult because of the open bar and keg.
Knowing ahead of time and not wanting to stand all night or get stuck with the little plastic chairs of the rec. room, I decided to go as airborne and broke out my first parachute rig which was surplus military. We attached the canopy to the second floor balcony and I hung about one foot off the ground so I could still check ID's and either hang erect in the harness or sit in it if I liked.
I was comfortable and looked authoritative enough in a borrowed uniform to control the door as I hung there all night only taking bathroom breaks by doing a cutaway then using a stool to hook back up. Naturally, I was getting a steady stream of refreshments brought to me throughout the night as everyone knew I was just hanging around. Back then I drank some, but not a lot so it was no surprise that I ended up pretty snockered.:Woozy..?: Sometime in the wee hours, I fell asleep. Ok, I passed out, hanging there.
My friends figured I deserved retribution when they couldn't wake me to help clean up so they got to work. The morning security guard finally woke me the next morning. He had to yell loud because my good friends had moved me to and ran me up the big flag pole at the front of the complex. The guard was laughing his butt off and would have probably left me there for a while if it hadn't been his job to raise the flag.
