I mean, look at some of these descriptions and try not to laugh:
"We took Infinite Euphoria Bud, and genetically modified her so its buzz would last longer than 12 hours. But we could only get her up to a maximum of a 13 1/2 hour buzz on her own.
Next we tried to cross a few of our worlds strongest strains, genetically modified them, but the high couldn't last longer than 14 hours."
"A Single Marijuana Plant That Gives Buds For Decades Marijuana plants flower when they are just a few weeks of age, but then they die. Now, BC Seeds has discovered the genetic switch that keeps the plants young for decades, keeping it stuck in the flowing stage which permits its owner, year round production of unlimited buds."
Pure, unadulterated horse shit.