Live Stoner Chat Caption Contest No3

[epenguin]

OK, I'm bored . So I thought I would try again with a caption competition. As always, the prize is unreal. This week it is an imaginary Jaguar XK120 with go faster stripes. And a nodding dog to go with it.
The lucky winner (probably me) will be contacted telepathically next week.

You guys never let me down.........over to you. As always sexist, political, down right crude or obscene entries will be looked upon very favourably.

"Come over here son, away from the old farts. I've got some puppies I want to show you!!

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eP.

 

[9bear]

Mom what's that daddy penguin doing to that mommy penguin .

 

[Corgy]

Hey Dudes, help me out here, Rare, Medium or Well done ?

 

[bad dragon bzzz]

quick hurry up,were in the middle of a bloddy nuddy beach.

 

[Justinsane]

"Family photo of Penguins goes bad"

Only 1 of 4 looks in to the camera but what can one expect from weed smoking birds with wings that cant fly...

 

[tag60435]

Mom, I thought dad went to the store for smokes and ice cream, he's been gone for days.


Meanwhile on another ice flow

Who got da sweet baby rays sauce.

 

[Justinsane]

You finally find some use for your wing, good for you.

 

[9bear]

This is my son Bonobo ..

 

[greenjeans]

"Come, Bran. We will make it to the wall before the Lannisters find us."

From the back: "HODOR!"

 

[pop22]

https://www.autoflower.org/attachments/f16/433857d1426954683-caption-contest-no3-capt03.jpg

"Damn Weed just won't grow here............"