Don't do it mate. Its cold, wet, dark and you can't understand anyone. People have webbed feet, the women are scarier than the men and HAMBURGERS EAT PEOPLE!!
Weeds £12.50 a gram, we all vote tory and every food delivery comes with a free pack of imodium.
We've even got unicorns on our passports! (Actually do, go check it!)
Our .... oh shit.... 3 and a half bottles... there's still some left....
Hmm.... this just escalated pretty quickly lol...