Does it exist (yet) : Electronic Cannabis Stink Meter ?

[cryptolab]

Hi there,

The Introduction:
One of the problems with an indoor, at home, grow.
Is that you fail to notice, or underestimate, the way cannabis stinks.

The smells that are ever present, somehow become invisible.
I guess it's a bit like the guy that has body odour ... on the train/bus/tram/plane etc.
He either under-estimates the problem, or he has no idea there is a problem.

But for people walking in the vicinity, of the guy with body odour, or in the vicinity
of the (supposedly) secret cannabis grow, the odour is _very_ apparent.

For people with body odour, the worst problem is having a reputation as being the
guy that smells. And consequently being dismissed and rejected socially.

For people running a cannabis grow operation. This can result in time spent
in prison, the loss of employment, or loss of a career, the confiscation of assets,
enormous legal bills, consequential marital and family problems... etc etc.

My Question is:
Is there such a thing, as an electronic cannabis stink meter ?
Or
Is there something similar, like a detector of aromatic compounds ?

Does anyone know of such a thing ?
Or ....do you have some bright ideas for improvising such a device ?
If so, please reply to this thread.
Your contribution will be warmly welcomed and gratefully received

Thank you ... have a nice day

cryptoLab

 

[thomas m]

Well meter I don't think so. But let me say odor isn't really a issue till you get above 5 or 6 plants. Of course a oversized Carbon scrubber is best.. I also have experience a ozone generator kicking around. While they are dangerous to be around long term. I have them off when in the grow area. That and I have ALL fans running 24 7

 

[Ozone69]

The Nasal Ranger...

 

[Instape]

Hi there,

The Introduction:
One of the problems with an indoor, at home, grow.
Is that you fail to notice, or underestimate, the way cannabis stinks.

The smells that are ever present, somehow become invisible.
I guess it's a bit like the guy that has body odour ... on the train/bus/tram/plane etc.
He either under-estimates the problem, or he has no idea there is a problem.

But for people walking in the vicinity, of the guy with body odour, or in the vicinity
of the (supposedly) secret cannabis grow, the odour is _very_ apparent.

For people with body odour, the worst problem is having a reputation as being the
guy that smells. And consequently being dismissed and rejected socially.

For people running a cannabis grow operation. This can result in time spent
in prison, the loss of employment, or loss of a career, the confiscation of assets,
enormous legal bills, consequential marital and family problems... etc etc.

My Question is:
Is there such a thing, as an electronic cannabis stink meter ?
Or
Is there something similar, like a detector of aromatic compounds ?

Does anyone know of such a thing ?
Or ....do you have some bright ideas for improvising such a device ?
If so, please reply to this thread.
Your contribution will be warmly welcomed and gratefully received

Thank you ... have a nice day

cryptoLab

I could really use on of these,
needs inventing if there is not one,
I nearly started a thread for ideas as I have almost no sense of smell down to allergic rhinitis,
and my grow is a little exposed.

"Electronic noses" are a thing,
I can see no reference to our application with a quick Google,
Ill keep looking though,
would be a good seller in uncivilized regions IMO, and there is mention
of drug odour detection by the usual suspects but in the future,
it seems to be too costly for the Rozzers A.T.M. and long may it remain so.

Bees have been trained to detect target substances, but I have no idea how,
and I can't see me using a micro whip/chair combo to learn em.