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[namvet25]

So a guy jumps the fence around the White House,he then walks across the white house lawn up to the front door and enters the white house.He then walks around until he finds the green room and walks in.He continues to go through the green room until a security guard sees him and wrestles him to the floor.NO THIS IS NOT A JOKE. This really happened yesterday.How in the hell could our security team let this happen,I don't get it.:jaw: Oh an buy the way I read this on my MSN news page so I don't n if it's true or not.

 

[Eekman]

Namvet,

Even though you read that, it DID happen.


Eek

 

[true]

Lucky our Queen wasn't visiting thats all I can say

 

[Dr Fluff]

Lucky our Queen wasn't visiting thats all I can say

I imagine you speak of Queen Elizabeth II though of course there are other queens, I'm just guessing your English.

Do you remember the "Michael Fagan incident"?


'I was high on magic mushrooms': Why the man behind the biggest royal security breach in a century broke into the Queen's bedroom

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Revelations: Michael Fagan has spoken of the night he broke into the Queen's bedroom in 1982 for the first time in many years

He is responsible for the biggest royal security breach of the 20th century.

It was in 1982 when Michael Fagan scaled the 14ft wall of Buckingham Palace and wandered into the Queen's bedroom while she was sleeping.

And now, as the Queen celebrates her Diamond Jubilee, Mr Fagan has spoken of that incredible night for the first time in a number of years.

Speaking to The Independent on Sunday, Mr Fagan, who was 32 at the time, told how it was the scariest night of his life as he recalled pulling back the curtains on the Queen's four-poster bed.

'Then she speaks and it's like the finest glass you can imagine breaking: "Wawrt are you doing here?!"

Mr Fagan reveals how the Queen was sleeping alone in a double bed in a single room.

Despite insisting that he has 'great respect for the Queen', Mr Fagan says the Queen was wearing a 'Liberty print' nightie which was down to her knees.

Reports at the time of the incident - which shocked the nation - told how the Queen held a long conversation with her intruder to stall him while security guards were summoned.

But this is disputed by Mr Fagan.
'Nah! She went past me and ran out of the room; her little bare feet running across the floor.'

Once the Queen had summoned help, an unarmed footman watched over Mr Fagan until the arrival of the police.

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Extraordinary: Mr Fagan cannot still fully explain why he broke into Buckingham Palace, pictured. However, he says it could be because he was high on magic mushrooms


According to Mr Fagan, he took him to the Queen's pantry across the landing and took a bottle of Famous Grouse from the shelf and poured him a glass of whisky.
Before he woke the Queen, Mr Fagan had walked around the Palace and triggered the alarms twice.

Police officers turned the alarm off, assuming the warnings were errors.
The then Home Secretary Willie Whitelaw offered his resignation to Her Majesty following the resulting scandal.

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Worrying: Mr Fagan says when he broke into the Queen's bedroom she went running past him and ran out of the room to get help

But despite the scandal following the break-in, it was not the first time Mr Fagan had been inside the Palace.

Just a month earlier he broke in and managed to spend most of the night inside before leaving undetected.

He revealed that while inside on that occasion he urinated on the corgi food and drank some 'cheap Californian' wine from Prince Charles room.

Despite the many years which have passed since the extraordinary incident, Mr Fagan cannot explain why he decided to break into the palace.

One view he has is that he did it because he put too many magic mushrooms in his soup five months earlier.

'I forgot you are only supposed to take a little handful. I was high on mushrooms for a long, long time.'

But despite what happened, he is still delighted the Queen is celebrating her Diamond Jubilee.

He says he hopes she lives to be 100, before adding: 'If she does, I'll send her a hundredth-birthday telegram.'

 

[true]

Good work Arty my friend
Yes English, yes Queen Elizabeth II and how funny was Mr Fagan.. Naughty man upset the queen like that.

 

[Dr Fluff]

One view he has is that he did it because he put too many magic mushrooms in his soup five months earlier.

'I forgot you are only supposed to take a little handful. I was high on mushrooms for a long, long time.'

I love that line because he had some mushies 5 months earlier, EF me backwards LMFAO I almost died.

That mushroom he ate must have been the size of Buckingham Palace to last that long PMSL:roflcry:

What a massive bunch of horses poops,he must be still wetting him self ,thinking the media lapped that old bollox up.

 

[true]

Yea man more to that whole break in than we mortals we ever know..
The other thing that got me tinkin was his name... "Fagan" like Oliver Twist 'Fagan' hermmmmm

 

[Eyes on Fire]

all they need is a better more expensive secondary or mid way breach sensor grid.kick back n watch the show as an alarm rings outta nowhere as hes in the middle of the compound BRIIINGGG! LMFAO!!watch em shift n shout 50 times a second then beat feet right into the patrol dispatched to cause him a fun evening LOL!

 

[Joedirt]

LMFAO obama has spent more money on security than any president in history! And some yahoo walks right in the white house like, hey whats up?

 

[Eyes on Fire]

Ya they'll prolly say he's got mental or grudge yer gawd knows what ,but he's prolly some dude who was like ..EH screw it,security is lack man.no uber high tech laser glass arrays to alert ppl or cut me in half LMFAO!!so he just said lemme prove a point.LOL!so he beat feet across the lawn LMFAO!! crazy ass!!