I was keeping it a secret from the Mrs that I sent the oldest grandson $50 for passing his driving test, until I found out she was keeping it a secret from me that she bought the youngest grandson a $400 Telescope. Hell now I feel like I short changed the oldest. That woman just insists on making me look like a cheap bastard.
	
		
			
		
		
	
				
			
	
 
  
 
Im gonna hit the powerball and move to Elysium! 

