pooning - Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
pooning - the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment
pooning - A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.
pooning - The Process of getting Poon Tang.
pooning - The act of searching for
poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to
gash
pooning - to sit at home and masturbate, on a perfectly good evening for going out and having fun.
pooning - :smokebuds: