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[epenguin]

SS, you are getting the hang of this. Still some way to go, but you are on the right track

Egzoset, Don't really know what to say. Very well constructed narrative, and excellent use of the English language, but just a tad too far fetched. Or is it ?

GCase, can't wait.......

Feenix, a bit too USA based for us anglophiles, but sounds very interesting......more detail please.....

Nammy, pure class.....simple, to the point and a real diamond. I expected nothing less. Love ya bro' eP.

 

[hecno]

epenguins father .

 

[namvet25]

LMFAO.

 

[Feenix]

Ok, for my anglo friends,

The republican run senate has drafted an amendment to the Medicare reform act making it mandatory for recipients to grow at least 12 cannabis plants per year. Studies have shown that medicare will save 60% per year in medical care that will not be required. The US has joined Britain, Canada and Australia in a petition to the UN to adapt all treaties to allow the plan. The British Prime Minister, a staunch anti drug warrior who presented the popular plan to Parliament , told this reporter,
" The major maladies relieved by cannabis make the program a sure success and when folks can take a home grown dose and relieve their aches and pains, doctor and hospital visits will be cut enormously creating a huge windfall for the nation".
The UN Secretary General accepted the petition in a general assembly, where it was voted on and passed overwhelmingly. He later commented "It's about time, rep for me gems"

 

[epenguin]

Feenix,

Totally believable !

In addition, The PM, David Cameron, said " Due to the inclement weather conditions in the UK, we are going to increase the minimum grow number to 16 plants per person. This should achieve parity with our US cousins. In addition to the great cost savings to our National Health budget, we should also see increased tax revenue and a real time boost to GDP due to the overwhelming boost in munchie products such as savory snacks and sweeties."

The Shadow secretary of Internal Affairs was overheard on the back benches quoting the Deputy Leader of the Labour Party, when she bitterly complained "Why didn't we think of this first. Tory Bastards !"

 

[Feenix]

The worlds human rights groups found one voice today at a special conference held in Barcelona when they unanimously voted to create a special award for British Prime Minister David Cameron for his brilliant cannabis growing plan that reaffirmed the individuals right to natures bounty. Cameron faced stiff opposition from a group of international investors set on creating a cannabis cartel by financing anti grow laws enacted by friendly legislators world wide. An unidentified source close to the investors called Cameron, who was actually an investor in the group at one time, a traitor to his class.
When asked about the comments by his opposition an openly emotional Camerons only comment was "Fek them, I was blind, but now I see."'

 

[epenguin]

A secretive source from one of the more notorious Mexican Cartels has allegedly been quoted in the Tijuana Press agency as saying, "If PM Cameron thinks he can muscle in on our territory he goy 'nother ting comin' I shoot youe wife and dog an lemon pledge cleaner" "Nooo Noooo"

In other unrelated news, a new survey has proven beyond all doubt, that penguins are "pound for pound" the most well endowed species on the planet. However, due to the cold weather, it is not always obvious.!

 

[Feenix]

A secretive source from one of the more notorious Mexican Cartels has allegedly been quoted in the Tijuana Press agency as saying, "If PM Cameron thinks he can muscle in on our territory he goy 'nother ting comin' I shoot youe wife and dog an lemon pledge cleaner" "Nooo Noooo"
.!

That was timely. I've been bingeing on Netflix "el Senor de los Cielos" for two days. 14 eps. only 60 to go in first season.

in spanish with english subtitles. Based on the Juarez guys but moved to Sinaloa and name changes. Pretty good so far but getting too soapish. Explains why Mexico went to war with them. After years of passing the coke to the US with many to the top of gov taking a piece, they shipped less here and set up retail spots all over Mexico. That turned it on them all.

 

[Dark Matter]

The film happy feet was based on ePenguins teen years as a go go dancer in his local YMCA. Changed it abit but true story...

 

[epenguin]

SS, have you inside info ? It is getting a bit spooky ?!?