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[Dark Matter]

I do, but I cannot confirm who they are....

 

[bad dragon bzzz]

apparently there was a penguin behind the wheel of one of these.

 

[hecno]

News Flash , Here in Australia in today's news the Government has just announced it is legal to grow 6 plants indoors under Marshydro grow lights and other lights , but they don't seem to work as good , seasick told me so , seems like the coal export sales are way down and to help our local coal industry the more people using power to grow the more coal is used domestically , which in turn keeps our coal miners in a job . How good is that .

I kid you not .

 

[Dark Matter]

You should put in there... " other lights are available " just to keep it right lol

 

[Feenix]

Authorities have finally caught a break when an informant came forward with information on the notorious evil Penguin. "The Bird" has confounded agencies world wide who have been unable to pin anything on the flightless mastermind who has the ability to pop up around the world at impossible speeds.

According to our source in Iceland , "The Bird" has a minion laying low in Reykjavik which is a popular R&R spot for workers from above the arctic circle. This minion has managed to hook a certain Elf on herring which is impossible to get at the north pole due to thick ice. Now in deeply to the "the Bird" through his minion, The Elf, who is caretaker of his bosses super vehicle which is only used one night a year has been pressured to put it at the disposal of evil.
A shadowy figure spoke anonymously for the walrus /seal cartel who have run the herring racket for years." Nobody pushes herring in our territory, especially penguins". "Do youse see any penguins up around here? We run dem out a long time ago.."

Interpol has admitted that there have been radar blips and sightings of unauthorized air traffic but they had discarded those reports as merely alien sightings.

 

[epenguin]

No comment !

 

[F.N.]

Rumour has it that the world is flat and penguins for centuries have known about this due to there heavy presence at the Ant Arctic. Which encircles are are so called pancake earth. Is there any truth to this Rumour you scary cia type penguin that goes by the letter E

 

[hecno]

They got him .

 

[epenguin]

eP is currently unavailable for comment. Due to a small matter regarding service to Her Majesty.

Upon his release, darn it, I mean when available for comment, he will no doubt protest his innocence and blame it all on meerkats.

DaddyP.

 

[hecno]