Live Stoner Chat WORST Halloween Costume/Memory

[wheredaweedat]

I might be a grown ass woman, but I'll tell ya what. If the opportunity to dress up and eat candy ever arises, sign me up.

-HOWEVER-

When you're growing up as a dirt poor kid, out of 4 dirt poor kids (LOL), you don't get a whole lot of say as to what you get to dress up as. I had wet ashes spread across my chin and said I was a hobo entirely too many times hahah.

You remember back in the day (they might still do it, idk its been too long lol) the elementary schools would put on a Halloween Parade and all the parents would come stand in the parking lot and take pictures while you walked around showing off your awesome pink power ranger costume lol

Well kids. My worst costume? Ready? Mother of the year award.......
my mom sent me to school.
AS NICOLE BROWN SIMPSON.

LOL like I shit you not. Right smack in the middle of the OJ trial (when was that 94 or 95?) she sends me to school in a silky lacy spaghetti strap nightie with fake blood all over me. Each and every kid and teacher asked me what I was.
When I answered "I'm Nicole Brown Simpson!" I was quickly told I was not allowed to march in the parade hahahahahahahahah

Any other horror stories out there? C'moooonnn, show me the pictures!

 

[Muddy]

Many, many years ago my friend and I were invited to a Halloween party and couldn't decide how were were going to dress. We both had black suits, white shirts and black hats, so decided we would go as the Blues Brothers. After giving it some more thought we decided we didn't want to be wearing sunglasses indoors all night so settled on going as a priest and a rabbi. Since I had the beard, I would be the rabbi. It was a complete bust, at least for me. All the girls wanted to "confess" to the priest, especially the cute little red head I had my eye on. At the end of the night she went home with my friend and I went home alone. I've been off Halloween parties ever since. "Incredible Sulk"

 

[krazylicous]

one halloween i went to dress up as a zombie but they sticker cuts kept on falling off so i was just in raggs lol
although they were quite good at first and still had fun which counts hey

 

[opi8250]

Goddamn! TThat's the funniest thing I've seen all day!

Sorry to laugh at your misfortune... But I needed that!

Many, many years ago my friend and I were invited to a Halloween party and couldn't decide how were were going to dress. We both had black suits, white shirts and black hats, so decided we would go as the Blues Brothers. After giving it some more thought we decided we didn't want to be wearing sunglasses indoors all night so settled on going as a priest and a rabbi. Since I had the beard, I would be the rabbi. It was a complete bust, at least for me. All the girls wanted to "confess" to the priest, especially the cute little red head I had my eye on. At the end of the night she went home with my friend and I went home alone. I've been off Halloween parties ever since. "Incredible Sulk"

 

[wheredaweedat]

What is it with guys and redheads, since you mentioned lol

 

[opi8250]

I got a bad Halloween memory.
years ago, a group of friends and I decided we weren't to old to at least dress up and wander the streets. All the guys dressed as women... This was avast minute decision... We walked around for a while, and a black cat came out of no where and started following us around. He was super cool. He'd perch on our shoulders and just chill out. Late into the night, my friend asked if she could hold him, so I passed him over, and just as she tried to take him, he flipped out, jumped onto the ground, and booked it in front of a speeding truck.

Girls were crying, guys were screaming at the driver who just sped away, and the night was ended with a bunch of dudes dressed as transvestites with a dead bloody cat in a pillow case digging a hole in a public Park.... At 2 am...

That was my last time going out on Halloween.

 

[Dazed]

What is it with guys and redheads, since you mentioned lol

Redheads rule!

 

[krazylicous]

Ditto !!!

Redheads rule!

 

[opi8250]

This man speaks the truth.

Redheads rule!

 

[Muddy]

Goddamn! TThat's the funniest thing I've seen all day!

Sorry to laugh at your misfortune... But I needed that!

Glad to oblige! Trouble was I knew he wouldn't treat her right and he didn't.

Redheads rule!

I married one the second time around. Well, at least she used to be a red head in her younger days. Something about red hair and blues eyes, almost as striking as black hair and green eyes!