Live Stoners You may call me G.

Now that's a tip! Pure gold in its simplicity. This is one of those "few" times when you feel like a smarty-pants for marrying the woman you did. My wife swears that she needs a bathroom scale and that no house should be without one. And for the first time, I agree with her. I just hope she doesn't slip on the darned thing after I weigh the girls final home after the first runoff. [HASHTAG]#WeighBoneDry[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#WeighDrenched[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#Genius[/HASHTAG]

I hollered "don't fall, Ethel"
But it's too late, she'd already been crip slipped!

DID YOU WEIGH YOUR WET POTS ON MY BEAUTIFUL BATHROOM SCALE!

"Yeah, I did."
:funny: Younger folks may not appreciate the Ray Stevens reference, but I do! :headbang:
 
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