Pfffft.....I'll tell you what I just told the staffroom...
My tablet took a fizz last night....it froze the screen...so after a couple of jab jabs I switched it off.......
![Nono :nono: :nono:](/data/assets/smilies/nono.gif)
...when I rebooted it..the sign in page was locked......
![Shrug :shrug: :shrug:](/data/assets/smilies/shrug.gif)
.....took me bloody ages to try to get signed in..the page was just blank....no keyboard...
Then I got in...and the screens were all dodgy...tried to get out of something and it started this bloody Voice thing...
I Think it might be google assistant...which Speaks everything you point to....and really slows every function down and gives you freezing screens.....
![Doh :doh: :doh:](/data/assets/smilies/doh.gif)
...the voice Really gets on your tits as well.......
![Biggrin :biggrin: :biggrin:](/data/assets/smilies/biggrin.png)
...I was to the point of throwing it against the wall last night..
so I stopped..
But I'm expecting the same problem today.....
![Shrug :shrug: :shrug:](/data/assets/smilies/shrug.gif)
...so I may be quiet.....
![Smilies Smoking A Weed :pass: :pass:](/data/assets/smilies/SmiliesSmokingaWeed.gif)
.......
Now I gotta go coz hubby wants the laptop.....