First meal hubby took us all out for a meal together he borrowed the works transit bus.
His Mother was only about 4ft 8inches..so he lifted her out the Transit and placed her on the ground.....as soon as her feet met the pavement she let of this massive rip roaring fart....and walked away as if nowt happened......

....
I was Corpsed................

.....should have took it as a genetic warning....like Mother...like Son.......