Speaking of whippets, why did none of yall ever tell me that canned whipped cream is called SQUIRTY CREAM in the UK? Someone mentioned "tea and squirty cream" and I'm just like "excuse me, come again?" And they're like squirty cream is what British people call ready whip. They themselves are clearly not British cause I've *never* heard of any madman making their cuppa with whipped cream but yeah lol.