Both Funny AF!
I like one of his new skits about getting pulled over with a friend. His friend was his designated driver and he was drunk. His friend was really worried. Dave says,
"I'm not worried. I'm Dave Chappelle!"
They arrest his friend and ask if Dave had someone to drive the car, since he has no designated driver. Dave said I'll drive. Let me blow. He blew clean and they let him drive home. He didn't tell them he had a designated driver because he was smoking pot and high as hell. He said that was the slowest trip home, ever!