Live Stoner Chat Should the Penguin be sent to Jail ?

[epenguin]

Okay guv, hands up I admit it !

I stole a Black Peppercorn Grinder from ASDA today. After paying for my groceries, I kinda found a grinder in my pocket. It happens !
It cost £2.99 for an ASDA own product !

I ask you, who is the thief ?????

 

[guerilla]

Probably. ...but probably not for grand theft pepper grinder......was that a movie.

 

[budelee]

Other !! Sent to jail with no lube,they like penguins in the clink !!

 

[epenguin]

budlee, it "hurt" me to like your post !

 

[budelee]

I was only kidding,your everbodys favorite penguin,,give him clemency

 

[stepside]

budlee, it "hurt" me to like your post !

Post envy

 

[guerilla]

With a little lube his post won't hurt.

 

[Anthropolis]

Your sardines and anchovies must be thoroughly seasoned with pepper for a week, after which time ye shall be most honorably be inducted into the highly prestigious Peppercorn Thievery Guild, and granted the rank of Junior Peppercorn Thiever First Class. (induction does include a subscription to the Peppercorn Thiever Digest magazine, and a lapel pin, just pay shipping and handling.) If, upon any circumstances, you're approached by the arch nemesis, Ye Olde Salt Shaker Thievery Guild, be sure to disavow any knowledge of peppercorns whatsoever. If any guild members should ask you the password, it is always: "Mother Margaret's moldy munster mingles monthly, most magnificently, with sister Sally's scrumptious sliced salamander soufflé."

 

[bad dragon bzzz]

tarred and feathered ohh wait a minute

 

[stepside]

Smothered in mayonnaise and baked in a 350° oven for 17 minutes a lb. Ohh that's blue fish not blew fish