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Really funny thing.. but whatever cannabinoids I'm taking off early..does not affect the viability of the final bud harvest...but it alters it...
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When I was testing I literally finger dabbed a girl to death..and I thought that's it..I've cleaned all the oils off that girl..cut it down to feed to the chickens..and forgot..
..it air dried..and one night hubby was pestering for a smoke..and it was closest to hand..
And he wouldn't know if I'd licked it dry...
..
So me and hubby have this well practiced routine..he comes in half cut..he grabs a smoke..talks a load of crap.. eats the fridge..then in his joy/greed he reaches for the second pipe..and I'm on countdown...
..coz I know that second pipe is going to knock him into a whitey.. guaranteed...and if he's got any strength in his legs he makes a bee-line for bed to try to get to sleep before it hits...
Years of Training...
..if he doesn't...he knows my Cure for a whitey is a cold wet flannel to the back of the neck and forehead..
..
Works every time...
..he Runs to bed...
..as fast as his little legs will carry him if he sees me with a flannel in me hand.
I'm not evil...
.. really..
...but you know I've never known anyone who can over act a whitey like him...
..so the alternative i listen to him moan and groan on the settee with it..for an hour..while I'm trying to listen to the TV...

..
So..I gives him what I assume is a dead donkey bud..
..and I'm watching him out of the corner of me eye and he's getting very animated..and I'm perplexed..
How's that New bud treating you hon..?..
Aw it's lovely..the happy trippy high I love..and I could see it on him...
..and the inane chatter started..and he thought he was Hilarious..he wasn't..
..
But he reaches for the second pipe..and I'm on countdown.. waiting for the whitey to hit...and it Didn't..he just got higher..and more annoying...
Whatever I creamed off the plant..made it better for Him..it gave him the high he loves.. without the whitey...
.. didn't do nowt for my peace and earache though...
I want the guarantee of two pipes..and out...
..for me own sanity...
..
..When I was testing I literally finger dabbed a girl to death..and I thought that's it..I've cleaned all the oils off that girl..cut it down to feed to the chickens..and forgot..
..it air dried..and one night hubby was pestering for a smoke..and it was closest to hand..And he wouldn't know if I'd licked it dry...
..So me and hubby have this well practiced routine..he comes in half cut..he grabs a smoke..talks a load of crap.. eats the fridge..then in his joy/greed he reaches for the second pipe..and I'm on countdown...
..coz I know that second pipe is going to knock him into a whitey.. guaranteed...and if he's got any strength in his legs he makes a bee-line for bed to try to get to sleep before it hits...Years of Training...
..if he doesn't...he knows my Cure for a whitey is a cold wet flannel to the back of the neck and forehead..
..Works every time...
..he Runs to bed...
..as fast as his little legs will carry him if he sees me with a flannel in me hand.I'm not evil...
.. really..
...but you know I've never known anyone who can over act a whitey like him...
..so the alternative i listen to him moan and groan on the settee with it..for an hour..while I'm trying to listen to the TV...

..So..I gives him what I assume is a dead donkey bud..
..and I'm watching him out of the corner of me eye and he's getting very animated..and I'm perplexed..How's that New bud treating you hon..?..
Aw it's lovely..the happy trippy high I love..and I could see it on him...
..and the inane chatter started..and he thought he was Hilarious..he wasn't..
..But he reaches for the second pipe..and I'm on countdown.. waiting for the whitey to hit...and it Didn't..he just got higher..and more annoying...
Whatever I creamed off the plant..made it better for Him..it gave him the high he loves.. without the whitey...
.. didn't do nowt for my peace and earache though...I want the guarantee of two pipes..and out...
..for me own sanity...
..
..
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