A lump in your front pocket......attract all the ladies........

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A lump in your back pocket.....

... attract Care home Reps......

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BTW....have your parents found a place for when their tenancy runs out......?.....
Are they taking you with them........?.........

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We used to threaten my son with moving and not telling him where we were going........

....in the end we took the UK option.....we moved out...and left him in the house......