Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Jan-Mar '26

[Son of Hobbes]

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

Well that was nice! I had to go to the store to grab a couple things for the house so figured i would turn instacart on to see what was happening! A bunch of cheap bastards yet again but one order was like 15 items and it was coming to my neighborhood so no detour delivering it so i grabbed it! Luckily lady met me at the door to thank me for braving the weather and she gave me a $20 bill on top of the tip she did thru the app! Not bad on top of a $25 order so $45 for what took 17 min in kroger and not even a 2min detour on the drive home!

 

[Frankthetank]

Korean Style Short Ribs

 

[Entombed]

That is a photo of my rolling tray, btw, not some interweb stuff. I roll all day long on CoD.

Half a smoke settles my sniping down nicely. I relax just enough not to pull shots.

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

Korean Style Short Ribs View attachment 1777477

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

Half a smoke settles my sniping down nicely. I relax just enough not to pull shots.

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

Sleeting like a mofo here! Not sure if u can see it on video!

 

[Mossy]

Oh big whoop. I have big balls and my body is a temple.

You'll not be bragging about big balls when gravity catches up with you.... ... you'll have a gusset like a hammock..swing..swing..

ball nip is a real thing......but... don't worry...it doesn't start 'til you..pass...40..cough..cough...

 

[Son of Hobbes]

You'll not be bragging about big balls when gravity catches up with you.... ... you'll have a gusset like a hammock..swing..swing..


View attachment 1777482 ball nip is a real thing......but... don't worry...it doesn't start 'til you..pass...40..cough..cough...

Oh gravity already has.

Every trip to the toilet is a gentle gamble if the jewels will break the surface tension of the toilet water. Doesn't matter the brand, I can make an educated case on how much the tank holds in gallons depending on the coolness of the dip. I am the master of the toilet bowl levitation. Need to take a #2 at a bar, restaurant, or gas station? Fughettaboutit.

If I forgo briefs, I recreate the gentle sound of Newton's Cradle whilst jogging.

As long as I keep an even pace, it's a perpetual jog of "what the fuck is making that sound?" That's what I said to myself the first time I heard it. It was then, for the first time in my life, I realized I had some low hanging fruit.

 

[Badfinger]

So I got some dabs last night. Normally the dabs I was getting came from out of Oklahoma, and I was a little hesitant on the quality of them (how they were processed, if actually real terpenes, etc.) Well these dabs yesterday came from an actual dispensary.

And like, it's 4:30 pm. The work phone hasn't rang ALL. DAY. LONG. I tell myself "shit man, wait until 5 before doing these dabs, these will probably get you fucked up since it's been so long since you've had the REAL thing." I don't wait. I'm impatient. The god damn phone hasn't rang ALL. DAY. LONG.

I dab. Holy eagle tits. I'm fucking soooooooooooooooooooooooo high. Holy shit high.

The phone rings.

... FUCK.

Me, attempting to talk to one of my customers in a high pitch falsetto voice that I couldn't control: "Gobbly gobble doot-dee-doo?" Her name is Taryn. I fucking called her Karen. Twice. I struggled SOOOOOOOO HARD making it through that 5 minute call.

I should have fucking waited. I should have just let the call go to voicemail.

In a few years when your my age. You'll wait til night to get good and stoned, then your daughter will call with a flat tire. Happened to me 3 times now, and i'm always changing a fuckin tire along an interstate with trucks rolling by and wondering if the winds gonna knock the car off the jack. So I say anytimes a good time to get stoned, cause shit gonna happen anyways. Sorry your customer was such a karen.