Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Jan-Mar '26

[Fermented_Fruitz]

 

[Frankthetank]

Wait, first off, is she cute?

Ahh nvm that's a stupid question

Rumor is…..she’s got a face like a wallabies ass…… so, uhh…. Sure! Cute, in a certain kinda way I suppose. Plus, you just know she’s got sausage fingers and the dreaded kankles….

 

[PinkyNotTheBrain]

Rumor is…..she’s got a face like a wallabies ass…… so, uhh…. Sure! Cute, in a certain kinda way I suppose. Plus, you just know she’s got sausage fingers and the dreaded kankles….

Not hearing any deal breakers

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

Rumor is…..she’s got a face like a wallabies ass…… so, uhh…. Sure! Cute, in a certain kinda way I suppose. Plus, you just know she’s got sausage fingers and the dreaded kankles….

Gotta be talented if she can knit with sausage fingers!

 

[Frankthetank]

Not hearing any deal breakers

She never shuts up, either. And she has a slight odor of rancid beef and cheese….

 

[JP1]

She never shuts up, either. And she has a slight odor of rancid beef and cheese….

Did I miss something or is saltysparrows coming back?

 

[Frankthetank]

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Gotta be talented if she can knit with sausage fingers!

Knitting is all she has after the accident…. You see, she was getting wasted on the cooking wine and smoking cigarettes. She was too drunk to stand so she was sprawled out on the couch, taking swigs from her bottle in between puffs off her cigarette while watching reruns of old Maury Povich shows from the nineties. Suddenly, the cherry from her cigarette falls off, directly into her eye…. In a moment of shocked terror, she rolls off the couch and hits her teeth right on the top of her bottle of swill…knocking all four front ones out.

Now, she’s a snaggle toothed one eyed nag that halves her time between knitting and trolling the xenfro help forums looking for unsuspecting stoners who just want help getting their drug forum up and running again. Bitch.

You won’t find witty banter like this over on sockknittersanonymous.com

I assure you….

 

[Frankthetank]

Did I miss something or is saltysparrows coming back?

Nah….this is a different woman @Son of Hobbes has angered. I’m detecting a pattern…

 

[Son of Hobbes]

Did I miss something or is saltysparrows coming back?

Nah….this is a different woman @Son of Hobbes has angered. I’m detecting a pattern…

Listen.

Fellas.

No one can tame this tiger.

 

[Son of Hobbes]

Nah….this is a different woman @Son of Hobbes has angered. I’m detecting a pattern…

Did I tell you about this? Someone round here got loose lips.

... DID I tell you about this? lol I seriously don't remember.