Knitting is all she has after the accident…. You see, she was getting wasted on the cooking wine and smoking cigarettes. She was too drunk to stand so she was sprawled out on the couch, taking swigs from her bottle in between puffs off her cigarette while watching reruns of old Maury Povich shows from the nineties. Suddenly, the cherry from her cigarette falls off, directly into her eye…. In a moment of shocked terror, she rolls off the couch and hits her teeth right on the top of her bottle of swill…knocking all four front ones out.
Now, she’s a snaggle toothed one eyed nag that halves her time between knitting and trolling the xenfro help forums looking for unsuspecting stoners who just want help getting their drug forum up and running again