Live Stoners Live Stoner Chat - Jul-Sep '23

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I just have a wallet lmfao. I have a little bag for the rare occasions I don't have pockets, but it only fits my wallet, phone, vape, and keys.


:biggrin: I Tried to resolve it by getting hubby a fishing jacket...with all those small pockets in everywhere......he spent so much time Looking for stuff in all the different pockets it was frustrating........:crying:

Then I got him combat shorts....with Less pockets....he put so much crap in...they kept dragging the shorts off his arse.......:crying:...


Now if he needs stuff...he carries his manbag.....because it is made from hemp...he Thinks it is macho........







It's Not...but...at our age... #NoFucksGiven ....:crying:
 
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Start the week the way you mean to go on................................. #Stoned ... :pass:




 
Hubby went out for the footie.......:drunks:....drank some...to commiserate with himself......

Smoked two bowls.......

Went out to lock the garage door.....



I'm in the bathroom when I hear the aggh....thump......:doh:..

so I dashes out...and here he is in the plant pot next to the steps.....like a crab on it's back....:crying:


so I pulled him out...no harm done...just a scratch on his arm.....


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So....he toddles off ...at a slow zig-zag across the yard muttering...it's not the drink....I swear I'm not drunk.....

{And I'm thinking nowt to do with the two bowls you just inhaled either......}


5 minutes later..he tottles back in and says....it was Your Fault.....

[no surpise there...I Swear he only married me to have someone close by to Blame.....:biggrin:..}


I Borrowed your flip-flops to walk over the yard..........and they had mud on the soles......so I slipped....:crying::crying::crying:


Aw Gawd.....Classic......:crying:




It's a good job I smoke Dope.......:biggrin:
 
Yo stoner family hope everyone has been doing well. Stay tuned as Im hoping I'll be having some great news to share with you by weeks end:woohoo:@Mossy :bighug:
 
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